rollin wit my crew on saturday

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

So tha night already started off ballin. We walked up to tha bar completely hammered, a couple bro's and me pulvierzed no less than 50 MLH's (mikes hard lemonades). Its about 11 30 tha time we get to tha bar, so i walk in immediately flexxin nuts. I tell tha bro's ill get tha refreshments while they find some *****es. I walk up to tha bar and remember who tha bartender was; i ****ed his g/f two weeks ago. he found out because i told him i did. He walks up with a scared and annoyed look on his face, i can't help but smile. He says, "whaddya want" i say, "sup dickface, gimmie 4 MLH's" he says, "mlh? what" i say "4 mikes hard lemonades you ****in animal."

So i meet back up with tha bro's, they are already workin their game and i walk up to one of the *****es, flex my nuts, then talk. This hoe is interesting enough, i'm trying to figure out all her insecurities when i realize she looks like a girl that has or had an eating disorder. perfect. As she's going on about god knows what i see my bro come up from behind her giving me tha "throat cut" signal. something is wrong. i tell tha girl i'd find her later (i wouldn't). 7's friend, who was a ****in 4.5 herself saw the signal and glared at me. i looked back like "say somethin and get smacked up fattie" then i go up to my bro asking him wassup. he goes, "tappin, i think that ***** is round, just covering it up well." i say, "no shit?" (single thing i hate most in this world is fat people). I felt quite embarrassed to say the least. mad and embarrassed. i had the urge to go up to her and point out her insecurities so she'd go home and kill herself. no, i had more important things to do tonight.

So a while later we come up on another set of *****es and i start talking with this clearly superior latina honey and im talkin to her for 20 min, flexxin nuts the whole time, im gettin pretty tired. just before im about to pass out my bro's come up to me and say we gotta hit up a different bar. so i tell latina that i gotta get my coat and ill be right back. it takes me about 5 min to get my coat and when i walk back i see a fat dude talking to her. this douche bag prob thought he looked so cute in his salmon button down A&F shirt, covering up all his fat rolls and physical deformities. whereas my whitec tee is skin tight, highlighting my 3% body fat. As i moonwalk over to her we lock eyes. boom. her ***** is wet.

While plump guy is pouring his heart out in some haiku poem bullshit i moonwalk right by him, paying him no attention, and i say to tha hottie "hey gimmie your phone real quick." she lights up in a smile, sidestepping away from the grotestque beast, she hands me her phone. i plug my number in while she is dreaming of me bangin her, i hand her tha phone back and tell her to give me a call. without looking back i roll out with my posse of bro's ready to own the night.

she'll call. Guaranteed.

what it do?!?

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[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

what it did?

 

[wu501 10+ year member]

I was expecting a better read //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

cliff notes ??

 

[dvrmstrng 5,000+ posts]

great read

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

so you left with out fucking her?you should of took her to the bathroom like that hooker last time.

 

[michaellane 5,000+ posts]

squeezy?????????

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

"As i moonwalk over to her we lock eyes. boom. her ***** is wet."

Classic

 

[michaellane 5,000+ posts]

?????????????????????

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

"As i moonwalk over to her we lock eyes. boom. her ***** is wet."
Classic

true story

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

true story

shownuf

 

[350zspl 10+ year member]

your a player

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I think tappn' had an encounter with supa's mom.

 

[tipnitty 10+ year member]

no less than 50 MLH's (mikes hard lemonades)

wow you guys are hardcore drinkers //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

i can't understand anything else that was said

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

wow you guys are hardcore drinkers //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif
i can't understand anything else that was said

if youre a race fan thats understandable.