Riddle me this...

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif If you don't believe in hell, then you can't go to hell. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
ignorance is no excuse

 
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif If you don't believe in hell, then you can't go to hell. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Try using that logic next time you get a speeding ticket and see how far it gets you...

"I'm sorry, your Honor, but I simply do not believe in your authority to impose a limit on how fast I can operate my car that was paid for with my money and fueled, maintained, and insured with my money."

When that happens let us know how well it works out. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 
The answer is no, the riddle can't be solved because there is no answer. Duh, why else would 84% of kindergarteners get it correct. Because they said they no I can't solve the riddle, and the idiot Harvard students think there must be some logical solution.

 
My guess is the sun!

I turn polar bears white - Polar bears have clear hair thus the sun light makes it look white

and I will make you cry.

ever tried to look at the sun?

I make guys have to pee - Dunno here but every morning when the sun rises I gotta take a piss.

and girls comb their hair. - too much sun = dried out hair = frizzly hair need to be combed

I make celebrities look stupid - Sun burned Carrot top FTL

and normal people look like celebrities. - a nice tan anyone?

I turn pancakes brown - put batter on a sidewalk on a hot day in Phoenix and see what happens

and make your champagne bubble. - dunno, maybe it affects the carbonation

If you squeeze me, I'll pop. - ever hear that the sun will eventually implode, I guess you could say it is being squeezed

If you look at me, you'll pop. - If forced to stare at the sun long enough I'm sure at least a blood vessel will pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

 
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif If you don't believe in hell, then you can't go to hell. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Thats what alot of people in hell right now believed when they were alive. I'm sure fire and brimstone make you a believer real quick.:p

 
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