Riddle me this...

[DeViOuSoNe 10+ year member]

How does time have to do with poping? Or am i Realllllly Slow? Haha

 

[Patrick Simmons 10+ year member]

How does time have to do with poping?

Give it time, you'll have to go sooner or later, lol.

 

[DeViOuSoNe 10+ year member]

Pop Not poop, Lol It says you will pop if you look at it?

 

[Patrick Simmons 10+ year member]

Pop Not poop, Lol It says you will pop if you look at it?

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif , lmao

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I think the answer is suppose to be God...or maybe not, I dunno.

 

[DeViOuSoNe 10+ year member]

This thread makes me want to break things

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wallbash.gif.1310150c49dd52e0fbe1813a0681e5c3.gif

^^^

Edit, He doesnt make you Pop though, But ive never REALLY looked at him, So I dunno

Lol

 

[Patrick Simmons 10+ year member]

Finally read the whole riddle and I have to say...

No.

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

Finally read the whole riddle and I have to say...
No.

sounds like the answer to me too.

 

[DeViOuSoNe 10+ year member]

OK, from the top.

Salt water give objects more buoyancy. Polar bears swim all the time. Their hollow clear hair appears white. Its hollow to better maximize the buoyancy of the oceanic salt water. Kindergarten kids know that polar bears swim in the sea.

next... Who has ever gotten salt in their eyes? Yeah... you cry.

pee... duh. When you pee your body loses salt. Kids know this because (Amazingly) many of them have tasted pee and(thankfully) they kow that when they eat something salty they drink alot more and then have to pee.

sweat and oil contain high ammounts of salt which causes hair to become dull, and tangle easier. ever get hair in your mouth when working out... its salty.

this is great... when famous people sweat its because they are screwing up and when we sweat its because were working hard. the harder you sweat the harder it seems like youre working.

this is the tricky part... Butter has a high ammount of salt (go lick some) and you have to fry pancakes in butter or margarine. thats why they brown.Fry anything in butter and it browns. ask a little kid how to cook pancakes. (Dont ask the children of crackhead loser parents because they will tell you that pancakes come in boxes ant you put them in the toaster because mommy is too strung out too cook) the champagne thing is sneaky and I dont think young kids would know this...

add salt to champagne and watch it fizz like crazy. hell, add salt or sugar to soda even.. it fizzez like crazy. but then again... i used to mix soda and salt as a kid just to make a mess.

squeeze a salt grain and it explodes along its fracture (cleavage) lines

if you put salt in your eyes they eventually dry out and erupt because the skin of the retina splits and the inner fluid drains out (again, it would be a very inquisitive child but I think kids know that salt dehydrates stuff)

answer...

Its friggan salt people. Try to think like a kid, theyre smarter than we give them credit for.

 

[DeViOuSoNe 10+ year member]

And fukc's no I didnt think of that, LMAO, Ca.com Members

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Lot of stretches there.,..but I guess

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

OK, from the top.
Salt water give objects more buoyancy. Polar bears swim all the time. Their hollow clear hair appears white. Its hollow to better maximize the buoyancy of the oceanic salt water. Kindergarten kids know that polar bears swim in the sea.

next... Who has ever gotten salt in their eyes? Yeah... you cry.

pee... duh. When you pee your body loses salt. Kids know this because (Amazingly) many of them have tasted pee and(thankfully) they kow that when they eat something salty they drink alot more and then have to pee.

sweat and oil contain high ammounts of salt which causes hair to become dull, and tangle easier. ever get hair in your mouth when working out... its salty.

this is great... when famous people sweat its because they are screwing up and when we sweat its because were working hard. the harder you sweat the harder it seems like youre working.

this is the tricky part... Butter has a high ammount of salt (go lick some) and you have to fry pancakes in butter or margarine. thats why they brown.Fry anything in butter and it browns. ask a little kid how to cook pancakes. (Dont ask the children of crackhead loser parents because they will tell you that pancakes come in boxes ant you put them in the toaster because mommy is too strung out too cook) the champagne thing is sneaky and I dont think young kids would know this...

add salt to champagne and watch it fizz like crazy. hell, add salt or sugar to soda even.. it fizzez like crazy. but then again... i used to mix soda and salt as a kid just to make a mess.

squeeze a salt grain and it explodes along its fracture (cleavage) lines

if you put salt in your eyes they eventually dry out and erupt because the skin of the retina splits and the inner fluid drains out (again, it would be a very inquisitive child but I think kids know that salt dehydrates stuff)

answer...

Its friggan salt people. Try to think like a kid, theyre smarter than we give them credit for.

It's a friggen rhetorical riddle. Jesus people.

Unsalted butter (what you would use to butter a pan or in pancake mix because you add salt seperately) isnt salty //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[slim j 10+ year member]

It's a friggen rhetorical riddle. Jesus people.
Unsalted butter (what you would use to butter a pan or in pancake mix because you add salt seperately) isnt salty //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I give him credit for this thoughts though.

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Kids taste pee??? WTF?!~1

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

God made salt so Im right... me>you