Riddle me this!

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

He said taxes, not Texas?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh:eyebrow:

 

[dustinr 10+ year member]

If A Guy Arives At A Town On Friday And Stays Three Days And Leaves On Friday How Does He Do It?

Friday is his horse.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

he got rolled on by a fat b*tch!

 

[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Why drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

why be gay?

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

If the world is round, Why do we pay a premium price for flat land? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[analogkid]

what has two lips, cant speak, and occasionally has bad breath?

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

what has two lips, cant speak, and occasionally has bad breath?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

what has two lips, cant speak, and occasionally has bad breath?

deaf hooker

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

When sheep get wet why don't they shrink?

 

[Diplexers 10+ year member]

Owed to Gallegar!!!

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn.

 

[analogkid]

deaf hooker

pussy silly

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

pussy silly

what ****** face didn't answer? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Owed to Gallegar!!!If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn.

I made her turn purple.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[laidback93 10+ year member]

Why ask why?

Try Bud Dry.