Really nasty story about pooping

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Found this on another site.... this guy is nuts if he's serious.

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I got home late last night and had to take a last minute shit before bed. I was so tired that I kinda skimped on the cleanup. It was one of those putty like pastey shits that really cling to your *** cheeks. So.....while I slumbered, the whole mess started festering and my ******* must have started to burn and itch real bad, because, when I woke up, I had shit all over my hands and face and the whole room smelled like a party at a homeless shelter.

To make matters worse, I must have stopped mid-shit, because I had more of the heinous paste waiting to exit. Now I do a repeat of last night but my ******* is so sore, I can't really do a good rim cleaning. To make a long story less long, while I'm driving to work, my *** gets all sweaty and the paste turns to a foul soup. I get out of the car in the parking lot and I gotta take a piss. So I piss all over the floor in the garage and I can smell *** like nobodies business. This distracts me and I don't realise I'm pissing all over my hand and Jeans. FUUUCK! Now I smell like *** and piss and I go into the bathroom for a "Re-wipe". Too late. The ****ing mess is all over my pants and shirt. WTF?? This sucks. This ever happen to you??

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[AndyB 10+ year member]

Dude. I....... what the hell?

 

[swimfreak26 10+ year member]

I regret coming into this thread.

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif nasty

 

[9 Breaker 10+ year member]

That guy's stupidity is beyond questionable...

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

no comment...

 

[HotCarl 10+ year member]

This ever happen to you??

daily.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

omg...

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

Shower after shit FTW

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

grossnessess

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

wow thats nasty mang

 

[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif :rotflol: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif omg....I needed a good laugh. Props.

 

[MastaFlex 10+ year member]

why didnt you just take a shower dumb fuuuuucckkkk

 

[boomzabit 10+ year member]

I dont know about you guys, but that made me crack up.

"the heinous paste":rotflol:

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

The descriptions are funny, ill give it that much.