Real life mall cop.... w/ pics and segway

[yne721 10+ year member]

I've gotten to drive around one of those segway things... They are badass lol

x2 my uncle has one. and no, you can't walk faster than a segway can go. the slowest one goes like 12mph, which obviously isn't fast by any means, but it's faster than people can walk and nearly twice as fast as the average running speed of an adult.

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

x2 my uncle has one. and no, you can't walk faster than a segway can go. the slowest one goes like 12mph, which obviously isn't fast by any means, but it's faster than people can walk and nearly twice as fast as the average running speed of an adult.

Maybe Barry Bonds' twin's Segway needed a tune up, because he was CREEPING along on his.

 

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

There are some at the mall here

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

it may seem dumb but it beats walking around ALL DAY. if i were a mall cop hell yeah i'd take up a segway. laugh at me all you want till this nightsticks across your face.

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

Maybe Barry Bonds' twin's Segway needed a tune up, because he was CREEPING along on his.

he probably wasn't going full speed no?

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

they have those at my community college for the parkin lot cops

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

[MALL COPS] filled on location with the men and women of mall enforcement. all suspects are innocent until proven guilty buy the food court...all units pleas respond we have a possible shop lifter walking away at a high rate of speed im in pursuit .the suspect is wanted for attempting to shoplift a 1 dollar item

 

[wu36ca 10+ year member]

I see the mall cops around here riding them. But our mall is pretty large.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

they don't have them here. most of the mall cops are old and fat. they are usually leaned against the rails looking at young girls walking by

 

[scarolinablazin 10+ year member]

sorry that its blurry cellphone camera + walking + laughing = blurry.

Is this common? I was at a mall in charlotte and nearly fail in the floor laughing at this guy

it's fell but you fail at using the proper fell

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Lulz...?

nG

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

I sawz uh maul cop, 2day, ridin uh seg wai.

I was sitting in the food court, and he flew by.

 

[teen 10+ year member]

they have 'em on long island too. the guys on 'em think they're badass.

i guess it beats walking all day, though.

 

[xNaStYx 10+ year member]

Where on LI?

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

How maneuverable are segways?

Like, could you weave in and out avoiding people while chasing someone?