Real life mall cop.... w/ pics and segway

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

sorry that its blurry cellphone camera + walking + laughing = blurry.

Is this common? I was at a mall in charlotte and nearly fail in the floor laughing at this guy

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[timaishu 10+ year member]

lol at him wearing a helmet.

 

[gqjeff 10+ year member]

At Navy Pier in Chicago they have a few of them running around on there segways...

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

They are all over the Florida Mall. Although its one of the biggest malls in the East..

I started seeing them like 2 years ago...

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

The local Target has a security guard equiped with a segway and a helmet.

Actually, a LOT of businesses around Las Vegas have them.

I laughed when I saw a guy that could have WALKED faster than his Segway was going... Plus he looked like he could have been Barry Bonds' twin.

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

****. I need to go see that movie. Is it any good?

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

Lazy shit head.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

****. I need to go see that movie. Is it any good?

meh, its ok. funniest parts were in the previews, although the laugh I got at the mall was well worth the $7.50 to see the movie lol.

dude thought he was a total badass, had his hand on his hip just like blart in the movie.

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

lmfao at him thinking hes a badass

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Serious business.

 

[Memphis4L 10+ year member]

haha wow. rotfl at him

 

[DarkFire 10+ year member]

So if your going to steal shit, remember to bring something to knock him off his segway.

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

It was ok, another mediocre comedy IMO.

I rarely ever go see a "comedy" type movie.

98% I find it trying to hard and not funny.

Last movie I saw where I actually lul'd was mr. bean.

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

The local Target has a security guard equiped with a segway and a helmet.
Actually, a LOT of businesses around Las Vegas have them.

I laughed when I saw a guy that could have WALKED faster than his Segway was going... Plus he looked like he could have been Barry Bonds' twin.

x2 I see them everywhere in LV. Especially on Fremont St.

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

I've gotten to drive around one of those segway things... They are badass lol