Ralphie May is HILARIOUS!!!!

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

He's funny as hell, and a real stand upguy.

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

He's funny as hell, and a real stand upguy.

i think thats why i decided i like him so much. before the show they tell you no pictures, no cell phones during the show and in the middle of the show a guy tried to sneak a picture with his phone and when ralphie turned and noticed the guy tried to hide his phone. ralphie stopped mid joke and told him to take the picture and then posed for him, and then posed for a couple other people too. and he didnt do it in like a condesending way either, he was posing laughing and said "hey im a millionaire cause of you guys so take my picture all you want" haha

then during his show he told us at the end hed be outside and would take pictures, give hugs, shake hands, sign stuff do whatever we wanted. then he said hed do anything but give blow jobs cause his wife said that was cheating, but he could sign ******* and *****. even said he brought a silver sharpie for the black girls if they wanted haha

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

i think thats why i decided i like him so much. before the show they tell you no pictures, no cell phones during the show and in the middle of the show a guy tried to sneak a picture with his phone and when ralphie turned and noticed the guy tried to hide his phone. ralphie stopped mid joke and told him to take the picture and then posed for him, and then posed for a couple other people too. and he didnt do it in like a condesending way either, he was posing laughing and said "hey im a millionaire cause of you guys so take my picture all you want" haha
then during his show he told us at the end hed be outside and would take pictures, give hugs, shake hands, sign stuff do whatever we wanted. then he said hed do anything but give blow jobs cause his wife said that was cheating, but he could sign ******* and *****. even said he brought a silver sharpie for the black girls if they wanted haha

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[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

figured id continue this with a little follow up. i watched his new standup tonight and was extremely disappointed.

the live show i saw in cleveland was all new material yet he didnt use any of it on his new special. now granted they said it was filmed in may and i saw him in september so maybe it was new stuff he was working on thatll show up in the next special.

i sure hope so. the other 3 specials of his plus his live show i have are absolutely hilarious.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Ralphie May is the man. This guy is hilarious.

 

[HypnoticCure 10+ year member]

not a big fan

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

not a big fan

have you seen politically incorrect, girth of a nation, and prime cut? all hilarious. girth of a nation is probably the funniest i think.