**** racoons

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

i was sittin in my room with the window open enjoying a nice bowlpack and i hear this chirping sound comming from underneath my porch (my room is twords the rear of the house overlooking the back yard) so i go outside and under the porch (the porch is attached to the second story so under the porch is the 1st story) and theres 2 racoons just straight chillin like they own the place so i have at them with some pinecons and what not and one of them ****ers started hissin + snarling tryin to get cute so i let my dog at him (purebreed collie) but he ran off over the fence

im gonna kill those ****ers, every night they make so much racket im scared to goto sleep because i dont know if someones tryin to break in my car or what //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif one night im gonna be waiting with a little .22 and there gonna regret ever makin my porch their home

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[bri487 5,000+ posts]

i know a guy that got two fingers bit off by a racoon. he has a shotgun now.

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

i know a guy that got two fingers bit off by a racoon. he has a shotgun now.

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[wgaede 10+ year member]

Racoon: Puff puff GIVE, NIKKA!

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Racoon: Puff puff GIVE, NIKKA!

haha - tell that ***** in there to make me some blueberry pancakes. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[munchies 10+ year member]

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x2 lolol

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

if they come back tonight ill try and blow the smoke through the window at them, mayby that'll make them go away , every animal i've tried to get high hates it and runs away at the sight of me sparkin a bowl up

 

[Digital B 10+ year member]

i know a guy that got two fingers bit off by a racoon. he has a shotgun now.

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[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Go to Farm and Fleet, Tractor Supply Co or Thiesens (IDK what kind of farm stores you have around where you live...) and buy a live trap. YOu will need one that's pretty big, at least a foot tall and 10" wide at the entrance to the trap. Set the trap, and toss marshmallows (fresh ones work good) or any other foodstuffs like a ball of peanut butter or an old porkchop or something. They will go inside the trap and trip the trigger and it will be trapped inside. At this point kill the animal or relocate it.

I kill them and then either bury them or throw them across the road inthe neighbors corn feild, if you are in the city, just put it in the trash. If you keep catching small dogs or cats, use marshmallows, dogs and cats don't like them but raccoons do.

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

racoons are so hard core

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

racoons are so hard core

Everything is hardcore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

racoons are so hard core

Hooray responsibility!

 

[bamaboy 5,000+ posts]

racoons are deff hardcore

 

[Heresy 10+ year member]

im gonna kill those ****ers, every night they make so much racket im scared to goto sleep because i dont know if someones tryin to break in my car or what //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif one night im gonna be waiting with a little .22 and there gonna regret ever makin my porch their home

Try a conibear trap. They are quite effective for any type of wildlife problem...

 

[supraman1379 10+ year member]

Kill em

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

im gonna kill those ****ers, every night they make so much racket im scared to goto sleep because i dont know if someones tryin to break in my car or what //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif one night im gonna be waiting with a little .22 and there gonna regret ever makin my porch their home

Your best bet would be to go out and buy a animal trap. Then bait them with a couple lottery tickets and a 40oz. in the trap. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif lol

 

[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

i had a pet one and it swam with me.. but them f'ers are mean as hell and i wouldn't mess with one