" Twix " Moments

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

you know the commercial where some guy says something that puts him in deep ish and then it freezes and he eats a twix and comes up with a smart answer? well have any of you had this moment? if so, please post the story for the lulz.

the one i have is not very funny, but i texted my friend saying, " ill give you the money tommorow ". but that text actually went to my girlfriend and she called me saying," um what does that text mean?" and i said," erhh...he need's money tommorow for lunch "........she believed me.

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[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

the one i have is not very funny, but i texted my friend saying, " ill give you the money tommorow ". but that text actually went to my girlfriend and she called me saying," um what does that text mean?" and i said," erhh...he need's money tommorow for lunch "........she believed me.

I assume it was actually for teh booty s3x?

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

I assume it was actually for teh booty s3x?

it was actually for a watch lol

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

she wears the pants, he has to ask before he buys anything... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Mookie 10+ year member]

Yeah thought you guys werent dating anymore?

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

Yeah thought you guys werent dating anymore?

were not. this was awhile ago. and because it was money that was wasted lol

 

[Mookie 10+ year member]

were not. this was awhile ago. and because it was money that was wasted lol

So how is the break up going? Still talking to her?

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

So how is the break up going? Still talking to her?

yea i still talk to her. we might get back together but idk.

 

[Mookie 10+ year member]

yea i still talk to her. we might get back together but idk.

Ohh boy. Juss keep yer eyes open.

 

[chunky cumz 10+ year member]

lol she tells ya how to spend ur cash.... awwww ish son... dont get back w dat hoe

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

Tell her it's your money, AND YOU WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ahole-ic]

Lol my ex and I broke up because she wanted to know how much money i had. I told her no matter what, we would have seperate bank accounts. She cried. I was appauled at her blatant thirst for my cash. I found a new piece. The sooner you realize that they ALL have one of those things... the better off you will be. Men don't fall in love with the woman. They fall in love with that slit between her legs. Wise up kid. That twix moment was sad.