I was selling a motorcycle and this tool kept offering half of what i was asking. he'd do it everytime i relisted it (craigslist). after the fourth or fifth time... it was like 10:30 at night, he calls. I dont answer... I tell everybody there about said tool. my cousin says give me your phone. he puts it on speaker. this is how conversation went
cousin- hey your the guy that wants my bike right?
tool- yea
cousin 400$ right?
tool- yea yea!
cousin- you married?
tool- yea
cousin- well... how good a head she give?
tool- WHAT?
cousin- YOUR WIFE... DOES SHE **** D^CK?
tool- we.. you.... ya know what?
cousin- What?
click
we all burst out in laghter for a good while.