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I was selling a motorcycle and this tool kept offering half of what i was asking. he'd do it everytime i relisted it (craigslist). after the fourth or fifth time... it was like 10:30 at night, he calls. I dont answer... I tell everybody there about said tool. my cousin says give me your phone. he puts it on speaker. this is how conversation went

cousin- hey your the guy that wants my bike right?

tool- yea

cousin 400$ right?

tool- yea yea!

cousin- you married?

tool- yea

cousin- well... how good a head she give?

tool- WHAT?

cousin- YOUR WIFE... DOES SHE **** D^CK?

tool- we.. you.... ya know what?

cousin- What?

click

we all burst out in laghter for a good while.

 
I was selling a motorcycle and this tool kept offering half of what i was asking. he'd do it everytime i relisted it (craigslist). after the fourth or fifth time... it was like 10:30 at night, he calls. I dont answer... I tell everybody there about said tool. my cousin says give me your phone. he puts it on speaker. this is how conversation went
cousin- hey your the guy that wants my bike right?

tool- yea

cousin 400$ right?

tool- yea yea!

cousin- you married?

tool- yea

cousin- well... how good a head she give?

tool- WHAT?

cousin- YOUR WIFE... DOES SHE **** D^CK?

tool- we.. you.... ya know what?

cousin- What?

click

we all burst out in laghter for a good while.
Mmm, head...

 
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