So my baby girl WAS sleeping until I read that and scared the hell out of her, I was laughing so hard //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
I actually had the unfortunate experience of shitting myself while driving a few months ago. Very similar scenario, except rather than enjoy the immediate relief of warm water trickling down my *** crack, stopping along the way to grab any foreign matter, I had to wallow in it for a 12 mile drive, praying to the Ford Gods that I had not stained my seat. I must have been evil that week, because sure enough, liquid enchiladas had seeped through my boxers, through my jeans, and set up camp under the vinyl of my front seat.
To quote Jack Nicholson's character from Bucket List,
"Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and NEVER trust a fart!"