Potentially vs. Realistically

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars .

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a ****

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[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

bah hahahaha. worth reading, but not worth telling anyone

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

meh

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

troof troof

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

ahahaha rofl

 

[kombat96 10+ year member]

i lol

 

[Pioneer~Saturn 5,000+ posts]

Thaz purty good, haha

 

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

Thaz purty good, haha

Lol, my dad sent it to me in an Email.

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[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Il smiled

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

Haha, nice.

 

[Ed Lester 10+ year member]

 

[Ed Lester 10+ year member]

now this is better.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Nice. A true rarity on cacom-- a funny joke.

 

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

now this is better.

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4k.

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

I lold