None of my relatives are police, but the local police department has an account with the car wash I manage, so I deal with 5-10 officers a day.
They're by far the most friendly, intelligent, and humorous customers we have.
One day I was complaining about how they should have an officer tagging in our parking lot, getting people that fly through going 35-40 down the main stretch.
The next day, an officer comes fish-tailing around the cones leading to the entrance of our tunnel, scaring the shit out of us.
He pulls in laughing and goes "****ing cops". //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif