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my cousin is a NYS-DEC cop, he has the most power in NY state apparently, and hes cool as ****, me and my two roomates got arrested freshmen year of college cause i drunkenly pissed in a parking garage and he helped me out with the whole thing and told me the ins and outs

 
so u took a piss and the polce came? thats funny. or am i reading that wrong i am sleepy. i would of pissed on my self freaked out and went in to some crazy story about my life and what not.

 
so u took a piss and the polce came? thats funny. or am i reading that wrong i am sleepy. i would of pissed on my self freaked out and went in to some crazy story about my life and what not.
we came back on campus @ like 2am, parked in the parking garage, and since we were in my friends really obvious qx-56 with black 22's a cop followed us, saw me take a piss, then pulled up on me WHILE i was taking a piss and searched us all, both of my roomate's went down for fake id's //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif they still give me shit for it to this day lol

 
lol. i piss out side all the time. its human nature. **** that bathroom shit , washing your hand bullshit. hahaha j\k. about washing your hands please do wash your hands. my district manger does not. and he walkes around and shakes peoples hands. i allways lol its great.

 
I have a couple of cops in my family

I was gonna join the NYPD but my knee gave out on me during the physical endurance test...I need surgery //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 
None of my relatives are police, but the local police department has an account with the car wash I manage, so I deal with 5-10 officers a day.

They're by far the most friendly, intelligent, and humorous customers we have.

One day I was complaining about how they should have an officer tagging in our parking lot, getting people that fly through going 35-40 down the main stretch.

The next day, an officer comes fish-tailing around the cones leading to the entrance of our tunnel, scaring the shit out of us.

He pulls in laughing and goes "****ing cops". //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
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