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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris vs. Mr T.

??????

 

[BoominBeast]

So today, out of the blue, my ex GF shows up on AIM. I don't see this happen at ALL considering I delete her account off mine every time she talks to me. Anyway, all she says is "Just wanted you to know you were right about justin well chew on that I have to go".
I honestly don't remember who Justin is, but I know I didn't like him and said a lot of bad sh*t about it. But whatever, as far as local relationships go, I'm always right.

dont even waste your time with her... on a mental side..

just straight up tap it and roll out..

 

[BoominBeast]

I have had *** with a black woman at work, and it was friggin awesome!!!

at work....

props man..

Pimp more..

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

at work....


props man..

Pimp more..

Yeah old job doing security at Delphi Packard. Plant was like a small city. So we would just find a spot and go to town.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

I am getting married now, so no more of that.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I have had *** with a black woman at work, and it was friggin awesome!!!

It’s come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in ****** intercourse on the desk in your office.

Is that correct?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

It’s come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in ****** intercourse on the desk in your office.
Is that correct?

No she is also in security and yes it was on a desk a couple of times. I know you were watching, you sicccccccccccccck freak!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Echo42987 10+ year member]

It’s come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in ****** intercourse on the desk in your office.
Is that correct?

Seinfeld! lol

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

No she is also in security and yes it was on a desk a couple of times. I know you were watching, you sicccccccccccccck freak!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Chuck Norris whispered it in my ear. Then he roundhouse kicked my face in. Luckly he took pity on me and let me live.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris whispered it in my ear. Then he roundhouse kicked my face in. Luckly he took pity on me and let me live.

What a fuc ker he is. Next time I will tell him not to take any pity and give a Walker Texas beat down.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[geardownson 10+ year member]

No she is also in security and yes it was on a desk a couple of times. I know you were watching, you sicccccccccccccck freak!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Ethal says she wants her teeth back.