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[theCybe 5,000+ posts]

i am at the bar, doing a spreadsheet, and i need entertainment / enlightenment / ..

i am inebriated.

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[wgaede 10+ year member]

Go talk to someone you drunky //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[vosschs 5,000+ posts]

any hot chicks there

 

[Raven 10+ year member]

Food?

 

[HiAmplidude 10+ year member]

http://www.StiffLip.com

We have several craxy topix going on, including some by drunk people.

 

[Raven 10+ year member]

So today, out of the blue, my ex GF shows up on AIM. I don't see this happen at ALL considering I delete her account off mine every time she talks to me. Anyway, all she says is "Just wanted you to know you were right about justin well chew on that I have to go".

I honestly don't remember who Justin is, but I know I didn't like him and said a lot of bad sh*t about it. But whatever, as far as local relationships go, I'm always right.

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

Get them chicks!

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

Matt Damon.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

****in' Chuck Norris.

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

I miss you more than michael bay missed the mark, when he made pearl harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and thats an awful lot gurl and now that youve gone away and something something. Cuz Pearl harbor sucks and i miss you.

i need you more than ben affleck needs acting school...cuz he was horrible in that film, i need you more than cuba gooding needed a bigger part, cuz hes better than ben afflec.

thats all remember.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Diet Pepsi Machine

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I have had *** with a black woman at work, and it was friggin awesome!!!

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Did you put it in her ear?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Yea, I "slammed" it in her good. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

so it fits?

lol...jk bro