Pirate walks into a bar

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

A pirate walks into a bar, with the helm of his boat sticking out of his pants, walks up to the bar and shouts "AYE! one shot of rum"

the bartender looks at him, wonders what the hell he is doing with the helm of a boat in his pants, but figures its better to just serve the man and let him leave with no troubles.

the pirate takes the shot of rum, and as the bar-keep is walking away, he shouts "AYE!! one more shot of rum me lad!"

the bartender knows something is up, but keeps the hope that the nuissance will leave, since by this point everyone in the bar is starting to eye him up. The bartender serves him the shot regaurdless, hoping he will leave immediatly after.

the bartender walks away towards the next waiting customer, as the pirate shouts "aye, ill take a whole bottle of rum me lad". the bartender walks back over, leans in close and says "ill serve you the bottle, if you can explain to me why you have the wheel of your boat in your pants..."

the pirate leans back and replies "ARRRGHHHH, its drivin me nuts!"

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

so is it making him crazy? or is it actually driving his nuts somewhere? or _____?

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[hoss 5,000+ posts]

its actually a social commentary on race relations which just happens to have a triple entendre of driving his/him nuts

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

alrighty then

 

[bikinpunk 10+ year member]

I've loved that joke for YEARS.

I always tell it to people, even if I've told them before. It never gets old.

Arrrggggh, it's driving me nuts! (pirate voice)

 

[maldecido33 10+ year member]

corny, but i laughed regardless

 

[NoLimit 10+ year member]

http://www.pinkgator.net/pirate.swf

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[bryce-man 10+ year member]

you totaly screwed it up.. vid time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPZaCwLQcAg

basicly the meat of his joke

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

robot chicken is hilarious

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

this thread is full of one sided opinion with no facts to back it up.

I'm so tired of it.