Pic of my girlfriends ***

[king ranch 5,000+ posts]

wow this thing died off 10 mins and no more pics

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

**** I missed everything! Ok everyone check my sig. I know someone saved the *****. Start sending

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

I went to the corner bar for 1 beer and the thread is dead by the time I get back.

WTF?

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[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

Baby, check this out

Yea you

I wanna ask you a question

Where is yo ***?

Babby, what happened?

A ***** like me I know what's up

I want a nasty ***** with alotta butt

If I can't find one anywhere

It turns my dreams to nightmares

Baby right there ain't got no ***

But she's OK if she's got cash

*****es, *****es, *****es

Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had

Seen nothin but *****es with no ***

I woke up early feelin shabby

Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby

Cuz every morning you know I have

A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath

Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short

Thinkin about the day before

Thirty minutes after I woke out

I pulled a freak and took her to the house

She was Eleve Young, with alotta butt

She sucked my dick and then we ****ed

That good tight *****, I wouldn't pass

A light-skinned freak with so much ***

At 1 P.M. I was ****in away

I wanna do the same thing again today

I want *****es, *****es, and more *****es

Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

The day my story made itself

Every ***** I saw was flat as hell

I told myself I must need glasses

Where's them *****es with the big brown *****

Me and my group just wanna be tough

Freak two *****es then switch 'em up

It was 3:35, the strip was lit

Every two blocks I seen a *****

But that ain't nuthin but a cat

None of them ***** didn't have no ***

Wait on the bus, some was walkin

Me and my homie just started talkin

I said, oh, she looks good

He said that *** is flat as wood

I said what about Vicky in the black

He said, Short, she's all that

*****es, *****es, *****es

Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

The Invasion was on..

Every single day of the week

For every ***** livin there's a freak

If you've got game and a bed

Why not get ****ed and get some head

Cuz *****es all over wanna get worked

I just need one with alotta turf

Me and my homie, rollin and smokin

Flat booty *****es took over Oakland

I told my homie, I hate to say

All the *****es with booties stayed home today

And he said Short, what now?

Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town

I thought them *****es out there was fine

But the invasion was on and it ****ed my mind

*****es, *****es, *****es

Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

We hit the B-Town like Oakland flares

I knew it, *****es was everywhere

The first one had tits so fat

But that don't work, her *** was flat

The second ***** was flat too

I capped on her like a mother****in fool

I said be-atch, I know I'm cappin

Where's your ***, baby what happened

She turned around and capped on me

She said, **** you *****, where's your teeth

I **** near fell jumpin out the car

But I slapped that *****, and slapped her hard

My homie said Short we gots to cut

But I was kickin that ***** and her big flat butt

I kicked her ***, got in the ride

Looked at the ***** and said bye bye

*****es, *****es, *****es

Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

The invasion was on..

We parked the car and took a walk

I saw another ***** and I had to talk

I said baby, baby, baby come here

Yea you baby with your long long hair

Baby came over from across the street

She was standin on the corner just talkin to me

I was spittin the game but I talked to fast

Cuz I didn't even notice that big flat ***

Shit, and I was ready to go

We was rollin back to the O

I told that ***** I changed my mind

She looked at me and she said why?

I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player

I'm not one of them *****s who don't care

It's no thang to do my duty

But not with you and yo flat booty

Flat ain't the date superstar

I could see if you was white, but your black as tar

*****es, *****es, *****es

Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

In the Berkeley temp, what did we find?

Freak after freak with no behind

One long day, I never got in

I'm glad that shit never happened again

Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

****, I must be dreamin

Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

Wake me up 'fore I start screamin

Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

What's this world comin to?

Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

Where's your ***, what happened to you?

Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es

The invasion is on...

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

35 and 4 kids...

You young whippersnappers couldnt handle it.

Check teh mirror.

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

What the F*CK was that Coch?

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[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

a lot of *s //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

a lot of *s //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

That's what I thought.

 

[90accordman 5,000+ posts]

35 and 4 kids...
You young whippersnappers couldnt handle it.

Check teh mirror.

nice

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

I'd hit it, doggy.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I bet tapouts chick could beat most of us down //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Anyway night fellas first thread that has really delivered in the lounge in the past month (Since King Ranch send his amp to 'Kicker')

 

[speedfreak28 10+ year member]

nothing brings a car audio community together like semi **** women. lol

I'll try to talk my girl into letting me take a pic, shes built like tapout's lady but 10 yrs younger...

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

i've yet to be impressed. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

ex

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

^^^

thats what i'm talkin about.