Philosophy Paper

[dafobbishon3 10+ year member]

i have a paper due tomorrow and our topic was

"What are you certain of?"

im debating if i should just answer "Nothing."

or actually type up a whole 2 pages of what i am certain of?

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[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Blow up the school.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Kill your teacher.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Dog ate your homework?

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Fml

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

o sh*t give me 1 more oast:

 

[dafobbishon3 10+ year member]

thats what i was thinkin :\ but that wouldn't be right according to the platonic dialogues

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

It is philosophy... Take note of what I am about to say, because this isnt just BS, it is true...

In philosophy, there is no wrong answer as long as you can sound like you are convinced in what you are saying.

Write whatever you want, just sound like you believe it. Meet the criteria of the paper, the content doesnt matter. Just writing "nothing" will get you an F, I'm sure you arent the first creative individual to come up with this idea... You can write that you are certain of nothing, just have strong supporting ideas.

FWIW, I wrote a 7 page research paper for my philosophy class about the "philosophy of auto racing". I wrote it in 2 hours, the night before it was due, using nothing more than the booklet from GT3... I BSed the rest. I got a B+

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

type the 2 pages cmon, isnt even that much. then **** your teachers dick and buy him coffee.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

Kill your teacher.

People could hear my philosophy teacher screaming. He was already dead, it was me screaming...

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

FWIW, I wrote a 7 page research paper for my philosophy class about the "philosophy of auto racing". I wrote it in 2 hours, the night before it was due, using nothing more than the booklet from GT3... I BSed the rest. I got a B+

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[dafobbishon3 10+ year member]

well my professor is really chill. i have gotten 100's on all his papers so far and i mean. his lectures. they are about like. horse shit. or fat guys in a cave. i mean it's cool.

i dont know if i'll get the F

because one of my other friends that had a different professor, he had a paper due, but he didn't do it. and he actually came up to his professor and informed him that he really did not feeling like doing his paper so he didn't do it. and his professor said, thank you matt. i really appreciate it.

and he got a 100.

 

[dafobbishon3 10+ year member]

It is philosophy... Take note of what I am about to say, because this isnt just BS, it is true...
In philosophy, there is no wrong answer as long as you can sound like you are convinced in what you are saying.

Write whatever you want, just sound like you believe it. Meet the criteria of the paper, the content doesnt matter. Just writing "nothing" will get you an F, I'm sure you arent the first creative individual to come up with this idea... You can write that you are certain of nothing, just have strong supporting ideas.

FWIW, I wrote a 7 page research paper for my philosophy class about the "philosophy of auto racing". I wrote it in 2 hours, the night before it was due, using nothing more than the booklet from GT3... I BSed the rest. I got a B+

impressive. :]

 

[mbaoo]

GT3 ftw!

I think I made around 10-20 million dollars in that game before I got bored of it.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

well my professor is really chill. i have gotten 100's on all his papers so far and i mean. his lectures. they are about like. horse shit. or fat guys in a cave. i mean it's cool. i dont know if i'll get the F

because one of my other friends that had a different professor, he had a paper due, but he didn't do it. and he actually came up to his professor and informed him that he really did not feeling like doing his paper so he didn't do it. and his professor said, thank you matt. i really appreciate it.

and he got a 100.

Good to read a review of the excellence of our schooling system