You're stopped at a stop light. Coming up in the other lane (from behind you, going in your direction) is...
a) a car...which will stop 2 feet behind your face so you can't seem them & vice versa. mainly white ladies (20s+)...You know, sitting upright, staring straight ahead, trying very hard not to look to the side, hands at 10 & 2, seat belt, etc. Usually roll up their windows on approach.
- when the light turns green...match their speed & drive parallel while staring
b) a car...with a guy in his teens or 20s who'll turn up his shitty radio and put one hand on the top of the steering wheel and lean to the back & to the side and give you the "I'm stuntin' " look.
- when the light turns green...shake your head in disgrace
c) a car...with an asian or hispanic guy with a noticably loud exhaust who wants to race and revs his engine while looking straight ahead.
- when the light turns green...shake your head in disgrace...and let him speed the f*ck off for no reason.
d) a car...with a white or foreign guy playing some techno who drives like there's no tomorrow & stops from 40mph to 0mph in 1 second.
- when the light turns green...shake your head in disgrace
e) a cab who'll stop in the middle of the **** intersection and yet he steadily eases into the intersection more.
- when the light turns green...shake your head in disgrace
or maybe it's just me.
a) a car...which will stop 2 feet behind your face so you can't seem them & vice versa. mainly white ladies (20s+)...You know, sitting upright, staring straight ahead, trying very hard not to look to the side, hands at 10 & 2, seat belt, etc. Usually roll up their windows on approach.
- when the light turns green...match their speed & drive parallel while staring
b) a car...with a guy in his teens or 20s who'll turn up his shitty radio and put one hand on the top of the steering wheel and lean to the back & to the side and give you the "I'm stuntin' " look.
- when the light turns green...shake your head in disgrace
c) a car...with an asian or hispanic guy with a noticably loud exhaust who wants to race and revs his engine while looking straight ahead.
- when the light turns green...shake your head in disgrace...and let him speed the f*ck off for no reason.
d) a car...with a white or foreign guy playing some techno who drives like there's no tomorrow & stops from 40mph to 0mph in 1 second.
- when the light turns green...shake your head in disgrace
e) a cab who'll stop in the middle of the **** intersection and yet he steadily eases into the intersection more.
- when the light turns green...shake your head in disgrace
or maybe it's just me.