passing a urine test?

[neonrt 10+ year member]

sweet. must be like mardis gras?

i wouldn't go that far. its not like they all go around topless.

mardis gras ftw.

 

[tj1320 10+ year member]

http://www.whizzinator.com

You're welcome.

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

http://www.whizzinator.com
You're welcome.

Still needs to get the piss, though.

 

[btlking 10+ year member]

http://www.whizzinator.com
You're welcome.

yeah **** 150 dollars

 

[the dude 10+ year member]

Go drink a bunch of beer. LOL jk. Water will only help pretty much the day of, because that way you are pretty much just pissing out straight water. Exercise alot, because its all stored in your fat cells. Or atleast thats how it was explained to me. Im sure you know cleaners only cover it up, can screw up results, and they may just make you take it over.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Study really hard.

 

[tj1320 10+ year member]

Still needs to get the piss, though.

http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm

They sell it too.

 

[btlking 10+ year member]

its still 150 dollars **** that

 

[tj1320 10+ year member]

yeah **** 150 dollars

I guess its **** the job too? $150 isn't much if it keeps you in a good job. If $150 IS a lot to you, I would change jobs anyway, lol.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

im not reading the whole thread. cause you guys are giving him reccomendation that arent guaranteed. you want a guarantee? get a whizzinator (expensive) or do it my way. synthetic urine. hit up the smoke shop, buy the bottle with the heating pad. warm that shit up in the microwave, strap that shit to your leg with dressing (bandaging, whatever you wanna call it) walk into the test facility, use the synthetic piss, pass the test, and then feel good that you did your best to keep your private life to yourself instead of letting these big brother ******s tell you cant have a job because you decide to smoke the flowers off of an herb (and yes, by definition it is an herb) when your at home.

and to the people that think hair tests are good...your idiots. these tests are unreliable because you dont have to smoke to fail. your hair will absorb a failing level of cannabonoids to cause you to fail the test just for being near a person who is smoking. same with saliva tests. **** ronald regan, **** richard nixon, and **** your drug war. i wish you burn in hell. peace

 

[kool-aid 10+ year member]

my roommates girlfriend bought one of those drinks...and she passed for working at a bank

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

lol.. I guarantee you that unless you're going into the military they aren't going to take hair samples.

Now that's a bit hard to say considering you haven't a clue what the UA is actually for, eh?

Come to NW Louisiana and tender a job application at any of our casinos and then see if you're still so certain that only the Defense Department bothers with the expense of a hair follicle analysis //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

im telling you the only guaranteed way to pass is substitution. ive known many people that have passed using drinks...and many that havent. its not worth it to me. i need a guarantee.

only thing mouth swabs are good for is the fact that youll test clean in less than 3 days.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

im telling you the only guaranteed way to pass is substitution. ive known many people that have passed using drinks...and many that havent. its not worth it to me. i need a guarantee.
only thing mouth swabs are good for is the fact that youll test clean in less than 3 days.

wrong, the only guaranteed way to pass is to not do drugs

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

lol.. I guarantee you that unless you're going into the military they aren't going to take hair samples.

I work for Frito-Lay and they took a hair sample.

They're not as high up as the military, though.

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