Passing a Drug Test

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

So I've got a drug test today. I was smoking weed daily, and quit a little over 2 and a half weeks ago. Well I'm still failing ******* home drug tests. So I did a little research and found an article where a dude used gelatin to pass his. Something about your body gets rid of the nutrients from the gelatin before it gets rid of anything else. Anyone ever heard of this? Cause I'm giving it a shot and this ******* sure jell tastes like horse ***. Oh, and I know drugs are bad mkay, and that I shouldnt be doing them. I know someone will say it anyway.

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[Nutdawg651]

its called certo they sell it at walmart for like 15 bucks you have to stop eating 15 hours before you go in to take the test or the sugars will metabolize and youll fail you take it that night at 12 midnight and you cannot eat until after the test no juice no pop nothing just water i gotta go get some i just stopped like 3 days ago i gotta see my po on the 4th so if you dont see my username you kno i failed lbvs

 

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but from what i hear from my family its legit or they wouldnt have told me i got 2 yrs over my head

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

inb4

"don't do drugs problem solved"

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

its called certo they sell it at walmart for like 15 bucks you have to stop eating 15 hours before you go in to take the test or the sugars will metabolize and youll fail you take it that night at 12 midnight and you cannot eat until after the test no juice no pop nothing just water i gotta go get some i just stopped like 3 days ago i gotta see my po on the 4th so if you dont see my username you kno i failed lbvs 

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but from what i hear from my family its legit or they wouldnt have told me i got 2 yrs over my head

Little late to try that, test is about 2 and a half hours. Hopefully this **** works, between it and dilution I should be good.

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

inb4
"don't do drugs problem solved"

Yeah I'm sure there'll be at least a few folks who will tell me that.

 

[basswiigee]

ok, the geletain masks it, use niacin or b3 vit. and flush your system.... you could've been clean in 3 dys with niacin, also I've passed alot on readyclean thats 25 a bottle though.....

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

But for real, do you know you're subject to drug tests, or this is something out of the norm? If you know about it, you're an idiot and deserve to fail.

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

But for real, do you know you're subject to drug tests, or this is something out of the norm? If you know about it, you're an idiot and deserve to fail.

Found out about it 2 and a half weeks ago, that would be the reason why I quit, lol. I'm not subject to it. New work = drug test.

 

[itsblown 10+ year member]

Yeah I'm sure there'll be at least a few folks who will tell me that.

First let me start by saying that there is nothing that will get thc out of your body. Thc is store in your fat cells and there is no chemical/drink and trick to get it out faster.

Go to your local vitamin shop/gmc or health store and look for a herbal clensor. My personal choice is called q-carbo, I personally have used it to pass at home drug test the morning after a night of smoking. My friend has even used it to pass state drug test for diversion programs. Bassically all q-carbo is, is an overdose of vitamins and nutrients in a bottle with a mix of niacin and other chemicals to make you **** like a race horse. The over dose of vitamins and nutrients bassically dilutes the thc in your body and allows you to drink an incredible amount of water while still makign your **** look yelllow. Trust me if you arent drinking **** tons of water this **** will make you **** green. My best advise is to start drinking water now, dilute your **** as much as possible. Other than that, go to your local head shop and pick up some fake *****. Some will come with apparatus's to strap them to your inner thigh some will just be a liquid. If you get just the bottle of liquid with fake **** I reccomend pooring it into a condom and going to your local store and picking up hand warmer or glove warmers to keep that **** warm. You dont want to hand them a cup of cold "****" they will know.

if you go the fake **** route dont get sketched out while you are there. Remember these people are just trying to do their jobs and get you in and out of there as fast as possible. They do not give a flying **** and arent trying to bust people trying to cheat their drug test.

 

[basswiigee]

ready clean you only need a hour...... go look for some at the head shop.... ReadyClean..... I've passed 4 using that stuff.... but it masks it....

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

ok, the geletain masks it, use niacin or b3 vit. and flush your system.... you could've been clean in 3 dys with niacin, also I've passed alot on readyclean thats 25 a bottle though.....

Niacin doesnt work, for me atleast, was taking it the first 2 weeks after I found out. Also drank a **** ton of cranberry juice, water, and green tea. Never heard of readyclean until just now, lol.

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

First let me start by saying that there is nothing that will get thc out of your body. Thc is store in your fat cells and there is no chemical/drink and trick to get it out faster.
Go to your local vitamin shop/gmc or health store and look for a herbal clensor. My personal choice is called q-carbo, I personally have used it to pass at home drug test the morning after a night of smoking. My friend has even used it to pass state drug test for diversion programs. Bassically all q-carbo is, is an overdose of vitamins and nutrients in a bottle with a mix of niacin and other chemicals to make you **** like a race horse. The over dose of vitamins and nutrients bassically dilutes the thc in your body and allows you to drink an incredible amount of water while still makign your **** look yelllow. Trust me if you arent drinking **** tons of water this **** will make you **** green. My best advise is to start drinking water now, dilute your **** as much as possible. Other than that, go to your local head shop and pick up some fake *****. Some will come with apparatus's to strap them to your inner thigh some will just be a liquid. If you get just the bottle of liquid with fake **** I reccomend pooring it into a condom and going to your local store and picking up hand warmer or glove warmers to keep that **** warm. You dont want to hand them a cup of cold "****" they will know.

Yeah I know thc is stored in your fat cells, hence the masking/dilution methods. At this point I'm just gonna go with the sure jell and dilution, been drinking water all day, prolly 2 gallons or so by now, and I got a couple Monsters with a shitton of vitamin B to make my **** yellow again.

 

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On another note I'm ******* excited that today is here cause ******* I've been ready to get high for the past 2 weeks, lol.

 

[itsblown 10+ year member]

Niacin doesnt work, for me atleast, was taking it the first 2 weeks after I found out. Also drank a **** ton of cranberry juice, water, and green tea. Never heard of readyclean until just now, lol.

you arent drinking enough water then. fake **** is your safest bet. or **** from a clean person but that is hard to find

like seriously you should be drinking so much its painful to urinate..

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

And I gotta drink another bottle of this ******* surejell, **** makes me wanna vomit. Cant even chug it cause I will vomit if I do.

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

you arent drinking enough water then. fake **** is your safest bet. or **** from a clean person but that is hard to find
like seriously you should be drinking so much its painful to urinate..

Yeah no ****, the only people in my family who have clean **** are my grandparents, and ill be damned if ima ask them to **** for me. No friends that have clean ****.