Passing a Drug Test

[itsblown 10+ year member]

Yeah no ****, the only people in my family who have clean **** are my grandparents, and ill be damned if ima ask them to **** for me. No friends that have clean ****.

head shop. think of it as an investment into your future job. which I hope is worth it, ignorant *** places still drug testing people when the only "drug" that is going to show up more than 2 or 3 days after you do it is ******* weed, I feel your pain homie

 

[basswiigee]

Niacin doesnt work, for me atleast, was taking it the first 2 weeks after I found out. Also drank a **** ton of cranberry juice, water, and green tea. Never heard of readyclean until just now, lol.

it comes in grape, orange and fruitpunch, and uuugggghhh its some thick nasty tasting (grape is the best) stuff, that works great if your not doing for a po you can use synthetic ****, urineluck works great, but the best synthetic for me was Magnum Detox.....

thats about 35 though!!!

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

head shop. think of it as an investment into your future job. which I hope is worth it, ignorant *** places still drug testing people when the only "drug" that is going to show up more than 2 or 3 days after you do it is ******* weed, I feel your pain homie

I know right, its pretty fucked up. Guess I gotta start shooting up, and lay off the weed. Maybe they'll just legalize the **** soon, but I doubt it.

 

[cfox10 10+ year member]

Yeah no ****, the only people in my family who have clean **** are my grandparents, and ill be damned if ima ask them to **** for me. No friends that have clean ****.

You have NO friends with clean ****? You need more friends? Anyway....Riboflavin for color, and tons of water for dilution. If it's too diluted, they may ask you to come in again... which gives you more time. Happened to my friend. He still got the job.

 

[mr_naler]

Marijuana is not a drug, it's a plant, and if you happened to set it on fire, there are some effects. You should have started a cleanse by drinking a lot of water daily, using a light diuretic, and sweating via good exercise(possibly even a sauna suit). I've never tried the gelatin thing. Never heard of anyone actually doing it either. So... I guess I don't really have any useful input.

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

You have NO friends with clean ****? You need more friends? Anyway....Riboflavin for color, and tons of water for dilution. If it's too diluted, they may ask you to come in again... which gives you more time. Happened to my friend. He still got the job.

Riboflavin for adding color to *****? And yeah I need to find 2 or 3 who dont do drugs, would be nice for times like this, lol.

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

And if so where can I find it?

Nevermind I found it.

 

[Nutdawg651]

niacin dont work last time i took that **** to clean my system i ended up in the hospital having a mild seizure , and state drug tests send theres to a lab so idk but my people have done years in prison and are on parole with time over their head to so im pretty sure certo works they smoke heavy oz a week

 

[cfox10 10+ year member]

head shop. think of it as an investment into your future job. which I hope is worth it, ignorant *** places still drug testing people when the only "drug" that is going to show up more than 2 or 3 days after you do it is ******* weed, I feel your pain homie

Ativan? Librium? Cocaine? Spice? PCP? Phenobarbital? Pretty much any benzodiazepine.... But yeah

 

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And if so where can I find it?
Nevermind I found it.

Good luck with the test!

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

niacin dont work last time i took that **** to clean my system i ended up in the hospital having a mild seizure , and state drug tests send theres to a lab so idk but my people have done years in prison and are on parole with time over their head to so im pretty sure certo works they smoke heavy oz a week

*******, its possible to smoke that much pot in a week? My step dad and brother together go through a quarter a week and I dont even know how they do that.

 

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Ativan? Librium? Cocaine? Spice? PCP? Phenobarbital? Pretty much any benzodiazepine.... But yeah 

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Good luck with the test!

Thanks man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[mr_naler]

*******, its possible to smoke that much pot in a week? My step dad and brother together go through a quarter a week and I dont even know how they do that.

A 1/4 a week is pretty average for a typical smoker. I have friends that will smoke a dub every night, which adds up to an oz every week, but that is low grade stuff. I feel like between an eighth and a quarter is a good amount, depending on how stressful a given week is.

Hope everything goes well man. I hate that that is still something that can disqualify a person from employment, even at low paying jobs. Ignorance is ruining this country, and becoming more common.

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

A 1/4 a week is pretty average for a typical smoker. I have friends that will smoke a dub every night, which adds up to an oz every week, but that is low grade stuff. I feel like between an eighth and a quarter is a good amount, depending on how stressful a given week is.
Hope everything goes well man. I hate that that is still something that can disqualify a person from employment, even at low paying jobs. Ignorance is ruining this country, and becoming more common.

Me and my girl usually smoke 4g's about every 2 weeks. Sometimes it lasts a bit longer sometimes a bit shorter, like you said depending on the week. Hell if they just did spit tests I'd be happy with that.

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

Aight folks I'm out. Thanks for the tips and info. Heres to passing a drug test today and getting blitzed tonight //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Kastlez_ 10+ year member]

certo tastes like ****! but it worked for me

 

[Nutdawg651]

*******, its possible to smoke that much pot in a week? My step dad and brother together go through a quarter a week and I dont even know how they do that. 

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Thanks man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

before i got on parole i was smoking a oz every 3 days we have it so its nothin