Parents are leaving in 1 hour for Washington state

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Go pick up a QP of some dank. Call up your buddies. Fire up the RooR.

actually i just figured out my neighbor (from a few houses down) buys it by the pound (gave me a free sample last night at walmart) so i'll just probly buy an ounce or two (i dont smoke that much, and that shit will last me a month easy)

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

stop by your local mall and give party invitations that say "5 kegs, all you can drink" on them to every underage girl you see.

lol. if i could get away with that i totally would. i have vodka in the fridge from last time i partied hard with that shit... i dont drink anymore cause i dont like puking and passing out in my own vomit in my bathroom //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

lol they're actually coming to seattle...
i almost went cause i have a friend i've talked to online for about 4 years (we have the common interest of explosives, he actually sent me some that he made one time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif)

I was gonna go visit him (and dad would pay me 75 a day to drive alternate driving with him (which actually means i drive like 6 hours a day IF that lol)... but i has to work all week.

tell em to come by...ill give em a sub

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

i dont drink anymore cause i dont like puking and passing out in my own vomit in my bathroom //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

fucking quitter. would amy whinehouse do that? NOOOO.. looser.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

fucking quitter. would amy whinehouse do that? NOOOO.. looser.

lol. i used to have pics of it... with a nice faceprint... i almost made it man the puke was touching the toilet but i think just chugging a bottle of vodka was bad.... i was already drunk, and it came back up before all of it could absorb (thank god i didnt shit myself too) along with taco bell.... worst part is i remember chewing up and re swallowing the pieces of meat and tortilla in my teeth //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

oh and this wasnt the first time... every time i drink this seems to happen so i said **** it lol. i can smoke weed and be HAPPY... so i do that instead.

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

lol.. Just don't drink that much then...

 

[andrewmoore13 10+ year member]

Send me plane tickets and I'll get the booze.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

oh and im getting some bars //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

zombie party ftw

 

[BASS_WARRIOR 10+ year member]

lol.. Just don't drink that much then...

x2 lol

You don't have to get shitface drunk, just drink //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

lol.. Just don't drink that much then...

I cant help it... I get carried away.

I don't have a tolerance cause i dont do it that often.... normally i'll start out slow with just a few shots and shit (i dont like the taste so i just try to get shit down as fast as possible) then every time i just say **** it and pour as big of a cup as i can and chug it or drink it from the bottle. i think its just cause everyone is cheering me on and laughing and i like to be the center of the party //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

and brb shit break.

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

My parents are going camping for the weekend. First I'm leavin town for a few hrs to go fcck this one chick, then one is coming over later tonight that wants to fcck too. Woo. Screw parties at my house. I hate cleaning up.

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

touch your dog

Sniff moms undies

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[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

I'm coming over //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[poundindak69]

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and dont forget to sniff you sisters undies also, their better than you moms

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

haha. the friends that will be coming over tonight arent like my other friends... these ones actually respect my property.

unlike my douchebag ******* friend down the street who i let borrow my scale for one night and it comes back broken, he claims someone else did it.... ****ing ****** broke my $60 scale im glad i didnt pay him for the purple kush we smoked last week. now we're even.