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[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

I laughed out loud to the last one.

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

lol...there are a couple there that I havent seen

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

nice

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

i lol'd...pretty funny:laugh:

 

[andrewmoore13 10+ year member]

Good stuff!

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

rolf

lmao

lol

lawlerskates

lawlercaust

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

Here's a bunch more...some are repeats, and some are stupid:

# Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

# Man who run in front of car get tired.

# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

# Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

# War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

# Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

# Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

# Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

# Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

# He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

# Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

# Man who sit on tack get point!

# Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

# Man that is stuck in pantry has his *** in jam.

# Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

# Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk

# Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!

# Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!

# Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!

# When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

# "Man with glass house must dress in basement!"

# Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!

# Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

# Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

# Man who behaves like an *** will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

# Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

# Man who run behind car get exhausted.

# Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

# Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

# Man with one chopstick go hungry.

# He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing

# Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!

# Hole happy, whole body happy.

# He who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

# He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

# Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

# He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

# Elevator smell different to midget.

# Work to become, not to acquire.

# A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

# Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

# Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!

# Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

haha i seen that this morning. I love digg.

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

haha i seen that this morning. I love digg.

Diggs awesome...

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

Diggs awesome...

Yep. It's come a long way too. Were you around when it first opened? I remember krose posting it on his blog saying a friend was starting up a new user submitted news site. That was like 2003 or something.

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

Yep. It's come a long way too. Were you around when it first opened? I remember krose posting it on his blog saying a friend was starting up a new user submitted news site. That was like 2003 or something.

Nah I just started going there 2 years ago...I was never really into "News" (at least some of it is) until I hit college.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

check plus,

I approve

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

haha, good stuff

 

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif I laughed at a lot of them, haven't seen most of them.

 

[billjones42 10+ year member]

man who run in front of car gets tired and man who runs behind car gets exhausted.