Paintball Steup

[darkhunter139 10+ year member]

id be interested in the HPA tank if ull split things

 

[Blue Fury 10+ year member]

Sorry mang, unless you think I can get the same price for all of the package without the tank. What would you ask for it?

Im feeling a revision to this ad in the next couple posts... same stuff for sale but with more excitement.

 

[Blue Fury 10+ year member]

You dont want this

YOU NEED THIS

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HOLY SHIT! I got RIPPED when I bought all of this but MY LOSS IS YOUR GAIN

Who the hell would spend OVER $800 on this No-Women-Allowed equipment? The BLUE FURY would! But what are you going to Pay? $300 PLUS SHIPPING!!!!!!

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Thats why you can GET IT. Its for sale price is TOO LOW.

What will you get anyway? No Ghey shit thats for DAMN SURE. You get:

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This is the MAIN part. What thefuck can you do with out the gun itself? Wear a mask tape a tank to your arm and throw the paintballs at the others that shoot you?! YOU GO DO THAT while the buyer comes and PAINTS YOUR SOUL

Flatline barrel

Do you know what that is? I BET YOU DONT you LOSER. Its a Bent barrel. THATS RIGHT. Real woodsball players use a FUCKING BENT BARREL. So why is it bent? Not because I used it to put a Bitch in check, but because it puts backspin on the ball.

Pretty much it makes the paintball to a million back flips before it hits the other player. And because it makes the ball so acrobatic, It will make cheerleaders envious of YOU and then they'll do the SPLITS ON YOUR DICK And that makes you want it more.

terminator 16" barrel

Why is this called a terminator? Because when you destroy your opponents with paint, you can shout out YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED with ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S accent. YOU READ RIGHT. Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger. That means the people next to you will think that YOU, a flabby nerd girly man, are the TERMINATOR HIMSELF. You can't get that with another barrel except this one. Bitch.

e-bolt- 320 I bet you dont know what this is either. Only women don't know what this is. Are you a woman? You shouldn't be because you're reading this and not cooking me food, doing my dishes and washing my clothes MANUALLY. So here's what to tell them when they ask what it is before you punish them with a backhand to the FACE for speaking:

This magic piece of equipment would make BEN FRANKLIN Jealous. BEN FUCKING FRANKLIN. Did you know that he shits his grave everytime this is used? IT MAKES YOUR GUN ELECTRIC. What does that mean?

1) Regular mode- pretty much as if there was no upgrade. Use this to tell people, "YA! I have an electric gun but I don't need it BECAUSE IM TOO GOOD FOR YOU

2) Double Tap- JUST LIKE Call of DUTY. So when you use this, its like YOU ARE BEING CALLED TO DUTY. This isn't used to tap double the chicks that you usually tap, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T. So When you use this, YOU are IN THE GAME and TAPPIN LIKE 20 BISHES.

3) TURBO- When you press the trigger like 8 times a second, it goes to full auto. ITS LIKE A HYBRID CAR WITH A TURBO!!!! WHAT??!! Who said THAT? Your FACE.

4) 3 round Burst- TATATA. Like that. But fast. Like a hybrid with a turbo.

5) 6 round burst- TATATATATATA. Like that. But fast like the hybrid with the turbo. But with a SUPERCHARGER TOO. Huh? A turbo charger and supercharger? THAT MEANS ITS ULTRA CHARGED.

6) Full Auto- To DESTROY all of your opponents AT THE SAME TIME with ONE TRIGGER PULL. But you can't handle that. Because You're WEAK.

12v revy viewloader hopper

To support the speed of the gun you have to have an ELECTRIC HOPPER. HOLY SHIT BEN IS PISSED

Not only do you get all of this amazing stuff but you get other stuff too:

68ci compressed air tank

20oz co2 tank

mask

squeegie

pods

pack

hopper

tiny hopper

oil for the e-bolt

Did you see that? AN ENTIRE TANK. Not half of an air tank, not one without the top, A WHOLE ONE. But its empty do you know why? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE MY AIR. All that other stuff is what you YOU NEED TO LIVE.

Pics in the album

http://s38.photobucket.com/albums/e132/SirPsychoSexy333/FS/tippmann/

LOOK AT THEM OR GO TO HELL.

And guess what? There are SCRATCHES ON IT. Know why? Cause Im a man and I use the things I buy. Like with shoes. I don't tiptoe around shit to keep my shoes clean, I KICK SHIT ON EVERYONE to get the most out of my shoes. With this Paintball gun, I dove, I ran, I hid, I slid, and I SHOT EVERYONE. Even your DAD when you weren't looking. And he was PISSED. So I shot him AGAIN and that shut him up.

YOU NEED TO BUY THIS NOW. Hesitate and Your DICK will SHRINK.

Really tho, buy this NOW

 

[Notloud00 10+ year member]

That vid makes it sound like it has horrible shootdown. And how many times did he mis-fire it because the trigger is WAAAAY too sensitive? I know its not the marker youre selling, just commenting on the vid. As for eyes on a Tippmann.. meh, just throw a Halo on it and go like hell! I have a RT on my Tippmann (woodsball gun) and I can turn it all the way up and a Halo feeds it just fine.. 30+ bps feedrate will do that for ya //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

its electro pneumatic...every gun has shoot down unless it has like an amazing reg. ive seen it shoot and it rips. plus halos dont feed "30" lmao u mite get 18. my modded reloader b does around 26 on a dm4. tippmans blow esp for speedball.

free bump lol

 

[Blue Fury 10+ year member]

WOOOO! Thanks for the support

 

[Blue Fury 10+ year member]

up dammit, I want money

 

[darkhunter139 10+ year member]

Woa that ad was very exciting I gotta admit

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

its electro pneumatic...every gun has shoot down unless it has like an amazing reg. ive seen it shoot and it rips. plus halos dont feed "30" lmao u mite get 18. my modded reloader b does around 26 on a dm4. tippmans blow esp for speedball.
free bump lol

ok nooblet.. I can do drop tests all day long with my halo exceeding 30, and HAVE shot my Imp at 22 (full auto, no I cant shoot that fast) over a chrono and goldwaved it as well. Guess I have an uber halo then?

 

[Blue Fury 10+ year member]

No more dumps. I cant argue on this because I never got into paintball as much as you guys did. If you want to bump, then cool. Ill take it. If you want to argue with each other, don't do it here.

All I want to do is sell this so I can buy some speakers.

 

[canemaster 10+ year member]

I sold my Angel Speed and some equipment for $350.....

so good luck with a TIPPMANN...

 

[Blue Fury 10+ year member]

I know what you mean, but its 300 and taking other offers.

 

[darkhunter139 10+ year member]

Whens that tank need to be hydrod and does it work ok? Ill throw u an offer and u can see if u wanna take it or not //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif You will still have a C02 tank to sell with it anyways

 

[Blue Fury 10+ year member]

Its just fine, shows in the video but it should be tested. I have a number in my head that a local guy a couple months ago was going to pay but I told him no because I wanted this as a package. Whats your offer?

 

[Blue Fury 10+ year member]

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[Blue Fury 10+ year member]

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