[19:53] s: dude
[19:54] jmanpc: dude
[19:55] s: listen right
[19:55] s: one of my roomates is female
[19:55] jmanpc: yeah
[19:55] s: and weve always been good friends from the first day we moved in
[19:55] jmanpc: yeah
[19:55] s: over time a physical and emotional attraction has grown and grown
[19:56] s: the only problem is that she has a boyfriend
[19:56] jmanpc: lol
[19:56] s: but in spite of that
[19:56] s: she has slept in my bed with me before
[19:56] s: twice
[19:56] jmanpc: yeah
[19:56] s: and its kinda strange cause like
[19:56] s: both of us know that we want eachother
[19:56] jmanpc: yeah
[19:56] s: but at the same time she has this boyfrind
[19:56] s: that she really hates anyway
[19:57] jmanpc: wow
[19:57] s: and she tells me how i understand her and love her so much more than her boyfriend
[19:57] s: anyway last night i come home
[19:57] s: shes kinda buzzed
[19:57] s: shes like jason!!c
[19:57] s: come here!
[19:57] s: i want to hug you!
[19:57] s: and she has these two guys over as well
[19:57] s: and im like uhhh alright and i walk over
[19:57] s: and she stand up
[19:57] s: and just like
[19:57] jmanpc: yeah
[19:57] s: pours herself into me
[19:57] s: for like
[19:57] s: ever
[19:57] jmanpc: lol
[19:58] s: and then pulls away and looks at me and smiles and giggles
[19:58] s: and then starts squeezing me again
[19:58] s: and then she starts to wrap her legs around me
[19:58] jmanpc: by pours herself into you, wtf does that mean
[19:58] s: in order to feel my penis imo
[19:58] s: she like
[19:58] s: didnt just hug me
[19:58] jmanpc: yeah
[19:58] s: she put her head into my chest
[19:58] s: and wrapped herself around me
[19:59] s: and just stayed like that for awhile
[19:59] jmanpc: yeah
[19:59] s: it wasnt just a hug
[19:59] s: and then we sit down
[19:59] s: she puts her arm through mine
[19:59] s: leans over, puts her head on my shoulder
[19:59] s: and then puts her other hand on my leg
[19:59] s: and i put my hand on her leg
[19:59] jmanpc: yeah
[20:00] s: and shes telling me how awesome i am and how much she loves me and how much she misses me when she doesnt ee me
[20:00] s: and im not really saying much
[20:00] s: shes just going on and on
[20:00] jmanpc: as girls tend to do
[20:00] s: and then shes like jason take some shots
[20:00] s: so i take 4 or 5 shots
[20:00] s: and then she drinks some beer
[20:00] jmanpc: yeah
[20:00] s: and gets even more physical
[20:00] s: and starts doing the leg thing again
[20:01] s: and hugging me for infinite amount of time
[20:01] jmanpc: yeah
[20:01] s: and then her friends say they need to go home
[20:01] s: and shes like
[20:01] jmanpc: yeah
[20:01] s: listen jason
[20:01] s: i need to take my friends home
[20:01] s: but im gonna try to make it really fast
[20:02] s: because when i get home, im gonna get in your bed with you, so get ready
[20:02] jmanpc: lmao
[20:02] s: and then she kisses me on the cheeck
[20:02] s: and i look at her with this face of surprise/happiness/erotica
[20:02] s: she leaves
[20:02] s: my entire room so its looking perfect
[20:02] jmanpc: yeah
[20:02] s: light some incense
[20:02] s: candles
[20:02] s: take some shots
[20:03] s: smoke a few cigarettes
[20:03] s: and i keep
[20:03] s: waiting
[20:03] s: and waiting
[20:03] s: and waiting
[20:03] s: and then it gets to the point where shes been gone like 2 hours
[20:03] s: and i call her
[20:03] jmanpc: yeah
[20:03] s: and shes like yeah
[20:03] s: im staying at my friends place
[20:03] s: i dont think im coming home tonight
[20:03] s: you should probably go to sleep
[20:04] s: goodnight
[20:04] jmanpc: wow
[20:04] jmanpc: what a *****
[20:04] s: yah man
[20:04] s: i was sooooooooooooooooooo let down/ frustrated
[20:05] s: so that was like 4am
[20:05] s: i couldnt sleep after that shit
[20:05] s: too much on my mind
[20:05] s: i felt soooo bad
[20:05] s: so i cooked up some opium tea
[20:05] s: and i drank that for the rest of the night/day/tonight still
[20:05] s: and ive just been drifting in and out of consciousness really
[20:06] s: i saw my roomate today
[20:06] s: cause she owed me $100
[20:06] s: and i was pissed at her for being a *****
[20:06] s: so i sent her a text message
[20:06] s: telling her that she needed to go to an atm and get my money before she got home
[20:07] s: so im in my room and she knocks on the door
[20:07] s: and shes like
[20:07] s: give me a hug
[20:07] s: and i didnt even give a shit
[20:07] s: i just gave her like this half sorta limp hug
[20:07] s: and she handed me $100
[20:07] s: and i said thanks
[20:07] s: and closed the door
[20:07] s: and thats all ive said to her today
[20:08] jmanpc: ****
[20:08] s: yah, WTF
