omg watermelon!

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

Can you imagine what it'd be like to be the first person to taste a watermelon??? just imagine being a caveman eating nothing but raw meat, bugs, and various seeds and grasses. then one day, while hunting or something, you stumble upon this weird *** oblong plant thing and decide to bust it open and see whats inside. then you take a bite, and holy shit it's the greatest thing you've ever experienced.

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[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

i imagine it'd look like that...

 

[slam 5,000+ posts]

dont like Watermelons... u must be high

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

Nukka loves watermelon.....but blacks discovered watermelon and chicken.....not some ****in caveman...

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

Nukka loves watermelon.....but blacks discovered watermelon and chicken.....not some ****in caveman...

black caveman?

 

[RipDaJacka]

watermelons are fire as a MF, but they 2 damm heavy.. i had 2 unload 200 of the thangs Monday

 

[zack39648 10+ year member]

yep sounds like he is high i used to think about all kinda shit when i was high especially discoveries and inventions ... just think about the first person to dry marijuana and light it on fire ... hell of a day/night for them

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

na man.....cocaine is a hell of a drug......but who the fukk started sniffin taht shit.....crush it up and shit and be like wonder what this smells like......*snorts* oooooh shit....why it burn so bad.....wtf where these clowns coming from...

 

[zack39648 10+ year member]

scientist synthesized cocaine from the coca plant so it was intelligence not stupidity in that case but natives have been chewing coca leaves for thousands of years

 

[XxSuperAdamxX 10+ year member]

man..what a stereotype. Thing is I never even seen an african american eat watermelon before. Hear it all the time, but haven't even witness with my own eyes.

 

[zack39648 10+ year member]

you obviously dont live in the south ...

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

Can you imagine what it'd be like to be the first person to taste a watermelon??? just imagine being a caveman eating nothing but raw meat, bugs, and various seeds and grasses. then one day, while hunting or something, you stumble upon this weird *** oblong plant thing and decide to bust it open and see whats inside. then you take a bite, and holy shit it's the greatest thing you've ever experienced.

**** stoner.

King Ranch can tell you all about drugs, ask him.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

**** stoner.
King Ranch can tell you all about drugs, ask him.

psh, where did you think i got them?

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

man..what a stereotype. Thing is I never even seen an african american eat watermelon before. Hear it all the time, but haven't even witness with my own eyes.

would u like me to send u a video of me eating watermelon to prove it?

i bet i can eat a full one within 20 minutes...

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

would u like me to send u a video of me eating watermelon to prove it?i bet i can eat a full one within 20 minutes...

id like to see it