omg aunt flow finally came

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Um, I don't even know what to say to this. And I know the pill isen't 100% either, but it's way better than having some little choking little rubber on you that makes you not even feel anything for you and for her. Pill+Pullout = No Shorties

theres something called precum. i guess with a hair trigger you never get to that point.

and there are many women who can't go on the pill.

 

[packerfan 10+ year member]

Um, I don't even know what to say to this. And I know the pill isen't 100% either, but it's way better than having some choking little rubber on you that makes any pleasurable feelings almost non existent for you and for her. Pill+Pullout = No Shorties

Well then, but sir, are you talkin from experience because i dont think theres any girls out there dumb enough to sleep with you, unless your tryin to save the whales?

 

[Platestacker45 10+ year member]

Well then, but sir, are you talkin from experience because i dont think theres any girls out there dumb enough to sleep with you, unless your tryin to save the whales?

Don't talk bad about your mom like that now...

 

[packerfan 10+ year member]

Don't talk bad about your mom like that now...

Dont let yourself go on an ego trip bud, mommy jokes are for babys.....isnt it time to feed on you mommys tit? Cuz you sure do cry alot for tryin to look like a hardass

 

[Platestacker45 10+ year member]

Dont let yourself go on an ego trip bud, mommy jokes are for babys.....isnt it time to feed on you mommys tit? Cuz you sure do cry alot for tryin to look like a hardass

Those jokes are for babys but telling someone that he is too ugly to have *** with someone isen't? YOU are a joke! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[packerfan 10+ year member]

Those jokes are for babys but telling someone that he is too ugly to have *** with someone isen't? YOU are a joke! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Well your finaly starting to admit your uglyness, but you still got some weak *** jokes.

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

if she was just give her that spartan kick to the stomach and everyting will be back to normal

 

[BassAce 10+ year member]

Don't mind if I ask, but who's Aunt flow?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

if she was just give her that spartan kick to the stomach and everyting will be back to normal

speaking of precum

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

thank god aunt flow visited my girlfriend after 2 weeks of not showing up.
nothing like sweating bullets everyday.

word to the wise- Trojans are not 100%

i hate that. my girl is all over the place when she's doing sports, its been a month late before. shit makes you nervous lol

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

NUVA RING DOESN'T WORK FOR SHTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE fcking listen to me on this one.

 

[dirtye30 10+ year member]

depo shot FTMFW. i spooge all up in that shit ~once a day for the past year.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

NUVA RING DOESN'T WORK FOR SHTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE fcking listen to me on this one.

do tell!

depo shot FTMFW. i spooge all up in that shit ~once a day for the past year.

yes it does

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

if she was just give her that spartan kick to the stomach and everyting will be back to normal

x2 worked for my gf.

no im just kidding but it sounds like a plan, eh?

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

thanks mike nothing like making me feel good

no prob. just stating the facts here.