Fockit, I'd run a train on her... I don't care if her Favorite Auntie is watchin...
As long as I get mine I don't give a fock....
I would deffinilty wear a Jimmy Hat and I would not Kiss her at all...
Also, You just gotta find out who the other dude is and set some boundrys...
Say to him, Look Ninja, We can knock this ish, but heres the rules...
1st. NO Sword Play!!!! Or I'll Kill Ya...
2nd One Mole Per Hole, Or I'll Kill ya...
3rd No Errant Friendly Fire, Or I'll Kill Ya...
Been there done that a few times...