Oh Shit

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I didn't even laugh. Nor smile. Fail.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

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[andrew2944r 10+ year member]

I don't care where he got it from, thanks for the laugh especially this part ===> and disgustedly said, 'Sonofa*****!!!!!', then quickly left. We have all been there, lool ... Thanks!

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

Being a former Publix employee myself, even though the douche-nozzle extrodinaire pointed out that this wasn't your personal story, I do believe it did happen just from my own personal experience as being a bag boy/stocker for 5 years.

A story comes to mind when an old lady came in the store and was on the paper goods isle. While she was still on the isle I get a page front the front end coordinator there is a clean up on that isle. I then precide to the isle with a mop in hand thinking that all I have to deal with is just the average split milk or juice. Low and behold as I approach the isle I notice it is a light brown color liquid that seems to have a not so pleasent stinch that is is drawn out all they way down to the end of the isle where the old lady happened to be standing. So me and my fellow bagger, that I coherced into helping me with this clean up, follow this horrid brown liquid and as we get closer to the old lady we notice it was come from her and it has dripped down her leg causing the trail of funky ass matter. Not knowing or wanting to approach her to say hey old bag you got shit water running down your leg and causing a bio-hazrad in the store Me and my assjack co-worker had to follow her for two isle's cleaning this shit up literally.

That is jsut one of quite a few shit related stoies that I had to deal with while working at a local grocery store.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I didn't even laugh. Nor smile. Fail.

I know. You prefer racist jokes.

Being a former Publix employee myself, even though the douche-nozzle extrodinaire pointed out that this wasn't your personal story, I do believe it did happen just from my own personal experience as being a bag boy/stocker for 5 years. A story comes to mind when an old lady came in the store and was on the paper goods isle. While she was still on the isle I get a page front the front end coordinator there is a clean up on that isle. I then precide to the isle with a mop in hand thinking that all I have to deal with is just the average split milk or juice. Low and behold as I approach the isle I notice it is a light brown color liquid that seems to have a not so pleasent stinch that is is drawn out all they way down to the end of the isle where the old lady happened to be standing. So me and my fellow bagger, that I coherced into helping me with this clean up, follow this horrid brown liquid and as we get closer to the old lady we notice it was come from her and it has dripped down her leg causing the trail of funky ass matter. Not knowing or wanting to approach her to say hey old bag you got shit water running down your leg and causing a bio-hazrad in the store Me and my assjack co-worker had to follow her for two isle's cleaning this shit up literally.

That is jsut one of quite a few shit related stoies that I had to deal with while working at a local grocery store.

I got to it running down her leg and got some gagging reaction lol.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

haha, you're a bag boy at a grocery store //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

Being a former Publix employee myself,

haha, you're a bag boy at a grocery store //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Reading > then joo

 

[TIeclipseMOJO 10+ year member]

good laugh for this morning

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Being a former Publix employee myself, even though the douche-nozzle extrodinaire pointed out that this wasn't your personal story, I do believe it did happen just from my own personal experience as being a bag boy/stocker for 5 years. A story comes to mind when an old lady came in the store and was on the paper goods isle. While she was still on the isle I get a page front the front end coordinator there is a clean up on that isle. I then precide to the isle with a mop in hand thinking that all I have to deal with is just the average split milk or juice. Low and behold as I approach the isle I notice it is a light brown color liquid that seems to have a not so pleasent stinch that is is drawn out all they way down to the end of the isle where the old lady happened to be standing. So me and my fellow bagger, that I coherced into helping me with this clean up, follow this horrid brown liquid and as we get closer to the old lady we notice it was come from her and it has dripped down her leg causing the trail of funky ass matter. Not knowing or wanting to approach her to say hey old bag you got shit water running down your leg and causing a bio-hazrad in the store Me and my assjack co-worker had to follow her for two isle's cleaning this shit up literally.

That is jsut one of quite a few shit related stoies that I had to deal with while working at a local grocery store.

LMFAO

ughhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

lol @ the fonze.

 

[geowick07 10+ year member]

Folks are rather short-tempered this morning, I see? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

geo

 

[BIGsherm7272]

Funny shiz.......has potential to become real......I might go make some azz-raping queso //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif