I'll take my fukkin breath mint after I eat my meal, not in my alcohol.
If I am going to drink , just give me a bottle of Evan Williams or Wild Turkey that has been chillin in the freezer for a couple hours. Hell, you can even keep the glass.
Give the slut I'll be banging later the peppermint schnapps...maybe that way I'll get that cool, snappy tingle when she blows me