Official Non Smokers Thread

[shortyg83 10+ year member]

I use to be a smoker for like a month, thats how long it took me to realize how stupid it is.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

i just remembered dennis learys stand up - no cure for cancer. lols.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

gooood daaaamn this cig taste sooo good right now..

ohh.. wrong thread.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

gooood daaaamn this cig taste sooo good right now..
ohh.. wrong thread.

A) Enjoy the cancer. And the aids.

B) Remove the Stinger crap from your sig.

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

A) Enjoy the cancer. And the aids.
B) Remove the Stinger crap from your sig.

"hit me up for PRICEING!!!!" it's cool for unnecessary vowels to touch. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[pjvoc 10+ year member]

The coneheads used to smoke a pack at a time.

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[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

"hit me up for PRICEING!!!!" it's cool for unnecessary vowels to touch. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I will never give you priceing.

Ever.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

gooood daaaamn this cig taste sooo good right now..
ohh.. wrong thread.

I hate you...I have another hour before breaktime. Ill pay the money for the ciggs, but when I get cancer have fun paying for my medical bills with your tax dollars.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

I hate you...I have another hour before breaktime. Ill pay the money for the ciggs, but when I get cancer have fun paying for my medical bills with your tax dollars.

im probubly allready paying for someone else's bullshit with my tax doller's anyways.. so it's not going to change anything...

i'll admit it, i should have never started smokeing.. it's bad and all... but it's my vice. i love smokeing.

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

i just remembered dennis learys stand up - no cure for cancer. lols.

There's a joke about that amongst comedians.

If you don't know who Bill Hicks is, you're missing out on one of the funniest comedians of the last 25 years. He was good friends with Dennis Leary. Sadly, he died of cancer in '94. Just prior to that, Leary came out with that album, full of material either derived from or directly taken from Hicks. A number of comedians believe Leary took not just jokes, but the persona of Hicks as well.

So the joke is....

Why is Dennis Leary a star, while Bill Hicks is still relatively unknown?

Because there's No Cure For Cancer.