Nurse Nurse

[myjaja 10+ year member]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four-hour operation. A young nurse arrives to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his willie in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was very nice but listen very, very closely -- are... my...test...results...back?

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[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Hahaha1!!! Omgz! Lollerskatescoptersdumbthreadyes!!!11

 

[6spdcoupe 5,000+ posts]

I giggled a bit

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

lol

 

[300m_on_xxx 10+ year member]

lol that was good

 

[spoken 10+ year member]

Hahaha, pretty funny.

 

[denalilvr 10+ year member]

lol..good one..

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

lawls, kinda a funny

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

omg...

 

[bimmer540i 10+ year member]

1999 BMW M3 on the way

I didn't think the 99 M3 lookd like that? I may be mistaken but that body style ended in 98.

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Was the patient Asian?

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[zthumper 10+ year member]

I bet this was the nurse...............

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

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[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Was the patient Asian?






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lol @ Asian guy