Now this is why I voted Democrat...YAY

[Echo42987 10+ year member]

Why I voted Democrat

I voted Democrat because I still believe the government will do a better job of spending my money, that I earn, than I would. The stimulus packages and bailouts make me feel warm and fuzzy.

I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not20be allowed to make profits for themselves. They should break-even and the rest should be taken away for redistribution to ALL people. If businesses don’t like this, they should locate, or relocate, overseas.

I voted Democrat because I believe that lifting up the entitlement masses and making them more comfortable will be better for our economy, than allowing businesses to be competitive again.

I voted Democrat because I believe in the power of unions to bring down the most evil of all, America's largest corporations. Together we'll teach them a lesson or two.

I voted Democrat because I believe that open borders and government give-aways to foreigners is a great way to recover a failing economy and a nation.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine, as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people. Gitmo is a bad place and we should bring all those poor terrorists to this country to nurture their beaten down egos back to health. Can we adopt them and bring them in our homes too?

I voted Democrat because the term “war on terror” just didn’t sit well with me. I’m glad we no longer have to utter those hateful, antagonistic words. They just brought out the worst in people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from home invaders, murderers and thieves (and terrorists soon to be in this country).

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit those who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters, the conventional intended way.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday, CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my goat.

I voted Democrat because I think it’s a good idea to keep all the crooks and criminals together in one place. The Capitol and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is a good place to put them all. They will probably all get together, rise to the betterment of all and mutually rehabilitate themselves.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ***, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view or a thought of my own. And because my Obama bumper sticker on my car looks so….words can’t describe it, but it still sends a shiver up my leg.

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[John3000 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/popcorn.gif.32dd9e22fd77e77bc3c907062768fcd2.gif This should be fun.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I voted democrat because your mom touches me at night...

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[Echo42987 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/popcorn.gif.32dd9e22fd77e77bc3c907062768fcd2.gif This should be fun.

meh I doubt it.

 

[Echo42987 10+ year member]

I voted democrat because your mom touches me at night...
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wait? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[John3000 10+ year member]

meh I doubt it.

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[Echo42987 10+ year member]

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Sorry?

 

[Echo42987 10+ year member]

I voted democrat because your mom touches me at night...
nG

I almost forgot how funny you were on the internet...

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[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Dangggggggggggit....

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[snova031]

This thread is full of gay.

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

I voted democrat because your mom touches me at night...
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It's true. I, too, voted Democrat because OP's mom touches me at night...

She's pretty good, too. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Well, not really "good." But she gets the job done.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I voted democrat because it makes my penis tingle.

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[bunkerking09 10+ year member]

hehehe

 

[snova031]

I voted democrat because it makes my penis tingle.
nG

Your penis tingling is all the persuasion I need.

I'm voting Democrat from here on out.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Excellent choice sir.

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