Now accepting applicants for TEAM n00b Lotus

FoxPro5
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Greetings n00bs,

Are you a n00b when it comes to car audio? Not in the derogatory sense, but in the life time learner sense.

Do you have at least one (working) Seas Lotus driver in your car audio system? Sorry this is for Seas Lotus n00bs only. Although the committee still holds you in high regard, those of you with Seas home based drivers (Prestige, Excel) do not qualify. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Do you have a passion for great sound...uncomprimising standards...and will do anything it takes to get your hands on more Lotus gear (including but not limited to selling your blood, collecting plasitc bottles for the sale in the states of MI, HI, NV, and CT, dating Norwegian women with the only intention of earning a trip back home with her for a factory tour, etc)?

If you answered yes to these questions, please respond to this thread with proof of the Lotus gear installed followed by a brief 100 word essay describing why you feel you could and should represent TEAM n00b Lotus. The committee (myself and co-founder/co-captain alphakenny1) will review your application and make an informed n00b decision. If you pass the rigorous application process, you will receive the Official TEAM nOOb Lotus image for your own private use.

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The new TEAM n00b Lotus bylaws and codes of conduct are currently being drafted. Please refer back to this thread for updates.

Thank you for viewing. And we look forward to your application.

Sincerely,

TEAM n00b Lotus Co-Captian FoxPro5

if you took this thread seriously, you need to get a life

 
hmm no one has seas lotus on this website //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif?
Patience my friend, patience. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
when you said noob lotus, im thinking lotus notes. never heard of this seas lotus crap
I just took a call from at my job with someone having a problem with lotus crap. I MEAN notes.

lotus notes fsb (fawkin **** balls)

 
when you said noob lotus, im thinking lotus notes. never heard of this seas lotus crap
REJECTED!!! Sorry. Crap cannot be used in the application process.

And, I feel sorry for you...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 
The selection committee would like to congratulate it's first member slain93gsr!! Slain has well exceeded the application criterion. He currently runs the Seas Lotus Reference two-way comp set actively. We're glad to have his knowledge and experience on the team. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Congratulations Slain!

Current member list:

FoxPro5

alphakenny1

slain93gsr

 
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i know some people out there got some lotus lovin' in there. come out people //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif. or not //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif .

 
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