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I live out in the country on over 100 acres in the middle of nowhere.
I have just one neighbor near me.
This guy has been here so long that the road is names after him, actually.
He has not liked me since the day I bought this house.
Everything I do seems to bother him.
I have tried to win him over with kindness but doesn't seem to work.
So yesterday morning someone is pounding on my door like the FN police.
I rip open the door to find my neighbor standing there.
He tells me me and him got a big fn problem. Great I think, I haven't even had a cup of coffee yet and now I gotta deal with my A-Hole neighbor.
So he is screaming and I am able to make out that a dog I have (I hate that dog) has gone onto his property and killed 6 of his baby pigs. OMG this is not going to help neighbor relations at all.
I get dressed and go down to the street to find this dog (did I mention that I can't stand this dog)
Chewing on a baby pig. My neighbor is looking at me like I am the biggest POS in the world.
So I grab the dog by its collar and go to whooping the S out of him but before I land the first hit the collar comes off and he runs away.
My neighbor is screaming that he killed 6 piglets and the males are $150 each and the females are $75 each. FN-ing $600 in dead pigs.
Now this A-hole dog killed 2 of my neighbors chickens last year (which I replaced) and a few months ago tore open the door on my chicken coop and killed all of my chickens. (I hate this dog BTW)
My girlfriend loves this dog, she worked for 8 years at a animal hospital (I cannot spell vetenrian) and always wanted an Alaskan Malamute (which is what that dog is/was)
I had enough, I grabbed an AK-47 (I have put a few dogs down and normally use a .22 rifle but was very pissed) and unloaded into this dog as he cowered in the dog house.
the outside of the dog house (I built it myself)
the inside as it sits right now.
I should have killed this dog when he first killed my neighbors chickens but my GF begged me not to.
I don't want to hear about how I should have spared the dog or any BS like that cause the dog is a murderer and will never stop. F that dog. F that FN dog.
I have just one neighbor near me.
This guy has been here so long that the road is names after him, actually.
He has not liked me since the day I bought this house.
Everything I do seems to bother him.
I have tried to win him over with kindness but doesn't seem to work.
So yesterday morning someone is pounding on my door like the FN police.
I rip open the door to find my neighbor standing there.
He tells me me and him got a big fn problem. Great I think, I haven't even had a cup of coffee yet and now I gotta deal with my A-Hole neighbor.
So he is screaming and I am able to make out that a dog I have (I hate that dog) has gone onto his property and killed 6 of his baby pigs. OMG this is not going to help neighbor relations at all.
I get dressed and go down to the street to find this dog (did I mention that I can't stand this dog)
Chewing on a baby pig. My neighbor is looking at me like I am the biggest POS in the world.
So I grab the dog by its collar and go to whooping the S out of him but before I land the first hit the collar comes off and he runs away.
My neighbor is screaming that he killed 6 piglets and the males are $150 each and the females are $75 each. FN-ing $600 in dead pigs.
Now this A-hole dog killed 2 of my neighbors chickens last year (which I replaced) and a few months ago tore open the door on my chicken coop and killed all of my chickens. (I hate this dog BTW)
My girlfriend loves this dog, she worked for 8 years at a animal hospital (I cannot spell vetenrian) and always wanted an Alaskan Malamute (which is what that dog is/was)
I had enough, I grabbed an AK-47 (I have put a few dogs down and normally use a .22 rifle but was very pissed) and unloaded into this dog as he cowered in the dog house.
the outside of the dog house (I built it myself)
the inside as it sits right now.
I should have killed this dog when he first killed my neighbors chickens but my GF begged me not to.
I don't want to hear about how I should have spared the dog or any BS like that cause the dog is a murderer and will never stop. F that dog. F that FN dog.
