Nice Bike

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

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[babaganoush123 10+ year member]

haha

 

[meh 10+ year member]

you ever hear the dwarf joke?

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Lqtms

 

[Frijoles24 10+ year member]

aahaahhaah i like that

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

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[meh 10+ year member]

well heck to it. im gona tell the dwarf joke.

this man is driving and rear ends the guy in front of him, who happens to be a dwarf.

both drivers get out of their car and observe, and the dwarf yells IM NOT HAPPY!!!!

the driver then says, well who are you?

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

....? 404?

 

[dak0ta_g33k 10+ year member]

which of the seven dwarfs, i got it. hahahahahahahaha