Snova mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Rangerman mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
Mark AB mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Zane mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "***?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."
ss3079 mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
DBfan187 mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Zeroisnothing mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.
Packerfan mama's so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"
Capone28 mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna know".
GSteg mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
Jmac mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
TeamPSI mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.
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thought i could enlighten this thread up a bit..
(No harm meant :thumbsup )