nebraska senator ernie chambers suing god

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

i wish i he was joking..i guess ppl dont think us nebraskans arent stupid enough...

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jqCsP7OChy5Q8AFcTeiB58cfy6Uw

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.
State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."

He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "****" and "victim" from a ****** assault trial.

The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.

Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.

"This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."

U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.

The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in ***-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions.

Cheuvront declared a mistrial in the ****** assault trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.

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[mattf 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

oh shit, i hope god wins.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

He won't be able to lock down a lawyer. They all work for satan.

lmao...good one

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

indeed

 

[Element432 10+ year member]

lol:crazy:

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

Wonder if they can book judge judy.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Yeah this'll work out well for him! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

I hear that God is already getting the smite stick warmed up for him.

"YOU WIN MY SON!" /BAM!

 

[andytb 10+ year member]

hes going to hell and he knows it

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody

i think thats been proven when that NYC judge sues the dry cleaning place for $15 mil. for a pair of pants. what an *** hat. Nebraska = teh loose.

 

[DejaWiz 5,000+ posts]

Chambers is a racist idiot imo. He needs to be ganked out of office, and fast.

 

[Doingstuffwell 10+ year member]

this is why i don't live in nebraska.

shit like this RIGHT HERE.

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

Chambers is a racist idiot imo. He needs to be ganked out of office, and fast.

Chambers is an idiot. He use to come to my high school (Omaha North) and preach at least once a year when he was on the city council. Im still shocked he got elected as senator.