Natural Harvest

23 Nov 2008

by Rishabh Agarwal

This book has really helped the cuisines that I make for me and my family. Now when I want a blowjob my mother has no reason not to help because she knows that the flan will be all the sweeter with my ***. Thank you again for the great tips and recipes!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

Spermtacular! [ No Rating ] 22 Nov 2008

by Ryan Peacock

As a poor grad student at Stanford I have been experimenting with this sort of thing for years. But it wasn't until I got this book that other people started enjoying my meals. No more assault charges for me!

Ryan Peacock

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Cooking 'Oil' [ No Rating ] 20 Nov 2008

by Ronnie Fader

I've been using semen in place of cooking oil for a number of years now, and it has been wonderful. On my 21st birthday, my parents sent a guy dressed as Big Bird to my apartment with a card and a balloon. That incident led to some VERY heavy drinking and a trip to the ER, where I learned that I had high blood pressure, high cholesterol and a host of other medical issues. I did some online research and found some data on cooking with semen, and it seemed like it was worth a try. I have to admit, I had spent quite a bit of time thinking about eating semen previously, but never really got into it (other than a couple of quick 'glory-hole' incidents in college). Once I realized my life was on the line, my ***-guzzling era began. My cholesterol & blood pressure are down, my hair has become fuller - my life is good, and it's because of ***.

I highly recommend this book to everyone. ***-eating is certainly considered very much taboo in our society, but my hope is that books like this will lead to a day when we can ll go to a vending machine and buy a bag of cummi bears.

I am proud to be a *** eater - I'm eating goo while I type this.

I make my own *** jerky, *** mayonnaise and *** ice cream! These are not in this book, but they are delicious! I eat my own ***, my neighbor's *** and even my dog's ***. I must admit, my arm does get tired jacking us all off, but it helps to keep my biceps in shape.

That's the other upside of semen consumption - the fun of getting it! Every time I get hungry, I ******** and blow a load into some tupperware.

It feels good, and tastes GRRRRRRREAT. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 
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