first name = Maximus
middle name = Leviticus
maximus leviticus
I believe it was the christan book of leviticus that enabled king Henry to annul his marriage in the 1520's. He was f---ing his brothers wife //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
and maximus after the movie the gladiator.
not only does the name have a ring to it, but its about as manly as it gets.