A Story For Bigbangtheory
A family of Cleveland Browns fans heads out one Saturday to shop for the youngest
boy's birthday. While in the sports shop, the son picks up a Steelers jersey and
says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Steelerss fan and I would like
this Steelers jersey for my birthday."
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head and
says, "Go talk to mother!"
Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Steelers fan and I would like this
jersey for my birthday."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says,
"Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Steelers jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Steelers fan and I would like this
jersey for my birthday."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head and
says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned
something today."
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good, son, what is it?"
The son replies,
"I've only been a Steelers fan for an hour, and I already hate you
Cleveland Brown bastards."