My neighbor stole my cable....

[Termlab 10+ year member]

where in ohio is this??? that guy is making us all look bad... but he got what he deserved.

 

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[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

The other day, I put a tv in the bedroom and ran cable to it. The picture was not too good, so I go out to the cable box to see if somethings loose, making the bad picture. The box is busted open, with pieces laying everywhere. I see that my neighbor has his cable wires hooked up, and I know he doesnt pay for cable. (Hes a class act- in the middle of winter, he turned off his gas, so the landlord had to put it in their name, so the pipes wont freeze.) So, I disconnect his wires, tighten all of mine, and go back in.About 20 minutes later, he comes and knocks on the door, and says

"Are you having trouble with your cable? Mine just went out." So I ask him if HES having trouble with MY cable, and he just looks at me, and says hes had cable since he moved in.

The cable company comes the next day, and fixes the box. That night, I go out and hes got it busted open, and his cable hooked up again. So, I call the cable company again, and they call the cops, so I now have cops and cable people at my house. They go next door and ask him about it, telling him he might be charged with theft, if the cable company wants to pursue it, and so on. To which the genius replies "Ive lived here for three years, my cables always been on, I never got a bill."

So, the cops adds up three years worth of cable bills, and the neighbor is arrested for grand theft. FUNNY SHIT!!!! As hes being arrested, he tells the cops that I asked him to hold on to a bag of weed for me (I dont even smoke), so they go in his house and find that and some coke. Some people just arent very smart. He starts screaming at the cops that its not his, its all mine, and shoves one of the cops. Then he gets thrown in the car and starts banging his head on the window, so the cops use the tazer on him. FUNNIEST SHIT THAT IVE EVER SEEN!!!

Is that the guy that always uses your phone too?

TERMLAB- Springfield

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

Is that the guy that always uses your phone too?
TERMLAB- Springfield

Yeah. Jasons seen him, in all his glory.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Very intertaining. Thanks for the story.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

and then they tazed him, and the cop was like "he just lost control of his bowels".

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Great story man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsupwink.gif.129404938effda6ad9cca39e7f4b58a3.gif

 

[OdieTRP 10+ year member]

cool. the cable guy who hooked my comp up smelled like weed.

Was it yours?

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I do have to say, a VERY humurous story. He got what he deserved //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

NG

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

Hes a quality person all the way around. Me and UndercoverPunk were working on getting my power wire ran, and I dropped a socket down behind the head unit. So. my neighbor is out there, and asks what Im doing, so I tell him I lost a socket, and cant get it. He then begins to use his afro pick to dig around in my dash for the socket.

He followed this help up by asking me the next day if he could "borrow" some tolilet paper, peanut butter and mayonnaise. Quite the combination.

 

[ndnbolla 10+ year member]

hopefully he does some time and doesnt come back unless he was moving out.

else you will have to watch your back cuz he's not goin to be happy when he comes back.

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

hopefully he does some time and doesnt come back unless he was moving out.
else you will have to watch your back cuz he's not goin to be happy when he comes back.

He was evicted, supposed to move out the day he got arrested. He moved out the next day, after he was released on an OR bond. Cops already told him if anything happens to us, our property, or our cars, he'll be "in touch".

Im mainly worried about the cars- but I have 120 pounds of canine to let us know if anything happens.

 

[AznRevlAzn 10+ year member]

tolilet paper, peanut butter and mayonnaise. Quite the combination.

gotta try that today, yummy....

 

[OldManTod 10+ year member]

where in ohio??? I live south of downtown cle...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

where in ohio??? I live south of downtown cle...

Dayton, Time Warner Cable

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[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

Dayton, Time Warner Cable
?

Time Warner is right, Im in springfield.