My neighbor stole my cable....

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

The other day, I put a tv in the bedroom and ran cable to it. The picture was not too good, so I go out to the cable box to see if somethings loose, making the bad picture. The box is busted open, with pieces laying everywhere. I see that my neighbor has his cable wires hooked up, and I know he doesnt pay for cable. (Hes a class act- in the middle of winter, he turned off his gas, so the landlord had to put it in their name, so the pipes wont freeze.) So, I disconnect his wires, tighten all of mine, and go back in.

About 20 minutes later, he comes and knocks on the door, and says

"Are you having trouble with your cable? Mine just went out." So I ask him if HES having trouble with MY cable, and he just looks at me, and says hes had cable since he moved in.

The cable company comes the next day, and fixes the box. That night, I go out and hes got it busted open, and his cable hooked up again. So, I call the cable company again, and they call the cops, so I now have cops and cable people at my house. They go next door and ask him about it, telling him he might be charged with theft, if the cable company wants to pursue it, and so on. To which the genius replies "Ive lived here for three years, my cables always been on, I never got a bill."

So, the cops adds up three years worth of cable bills, and the neighbor is arrested for grand theft. FUNNY SHIT!!!! As hes being arrested, he tells the cops that I asked him to hold on to a bag of weed for me (I dont even smoke), so they go in his house and find that and some coke. Some people just arent very smart. He starts screaming at the cops that its not his, its all mine, and shoves one of the cops. Then he gets thrown in the car and starts banging his head on the window, so the cops use the tazer on him. FUNNIEST SHIT THAT IVE EVER SEEN!!!

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[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

bahahahaha great story man.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Wow...just wow.

Stupid people unite //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

waz he mexican??

hehe j/k!!! DONT KILL ME!!!

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

OMG thats the best....sad that you didn't get it on camera or something //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

waz he mexican??

hehe j/k!!! DONT KILL ME!!!

lol good one

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

LMAO thats awesome!

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

cool. the cable guy who hooked my comp up smelled like weed.

 

[chosen1 10+ year member]

thats the funniest shit ive heard in a while

 

[phoneman 10+ year member]

D@mn mexicans

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

You should have taken a picture of the ******* so we can have a new 'owned' pic

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

You should have taken a picture of the ******* so we can have a new 'owned' pic

x2

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

OMG thats the best....sad that you didn't get it on camera or something //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

Definitely. When he was banging his head on the window, he was looking at it like "WTF, it isnt breaking?" and then they tazed him, and the cop was like "he just lost control of his bowels".

Im gonna follow his court case on the net (thank god for searchsystems.net) and show up at court, to see if he provides any more laughing material....

 

[nikosbuddy 5,000+ posts]

awesome!

lol good story bro!

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

dude that is fuking hilarious