My Mom Drank My Dip Spit

[macbethpoe]

Everyone in my family has drank some of my dads spit, except for me thank god. He uses Pepsi cans. And Copenhagen.

 

[twoohfour 10+ year member]

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[bcarpenterfhl 10+ year member]

would putting dip in my fridge keep it moist? i average about 2 tins a week anyway, but sometimes i'll only do one, and i dont want it to dry out if i buy in bulk.

 

[twoohfour 10+ year member]

would putting dip in my fridge keep it moist? i average about 2 tins a week anyway, but sometimes i'll only do one, and i dont want it to dry out if i buy in bulk.

i could only assume it would, here in Colorado we put bread in the fridge so that it doesn't dry out, even when bread or anything else for that matter is sealed, it dries out hella fast at a mile high....

 

[Black_Jesus 10+ year member]

man.. i almost threw up.. seriously..

dont post shit like this or ill kick your ***

 

[twoohfour 10+ year member]

man.. i almost threw up.. seriously..
dont post shit like this or ill kick your ***

hell no you won't

 

[Decipha 10+ year member]

worse... he may kick your penis

or that sick fuk may try and have *** with you

 

[macbethpoe]

Yeah, my dad and his friends keep theirs in the freezer.

 

[PhatTonyDeMarco 5,000+ posts]

so me having a debit/credit card would imply to them that i was 18?

Well seeing as you have to be 18 to own either of those, they would assume the card is not stolen, and therefore would mean you are 18.

 

[bcarpenterfhl 10+ year member]

Well seeing as you have to be 18 to own either of those, they would assume the card is not stolen, and therefore would mean you are 18.

i have one....

 

[PhatTonyDeMarco 5,000+ posts]

i have one....

Okay...Do you want a trophy?

 

[Decipha 10+ year member]

i want a trophy

 

[APitBullT 10+ year member]

I left my spit in an ice tea bottle on the kitchen counter, and my mom got a nice swig thinking it was ice tea. i guess she just failed to see the chunks of tobacco floating around on the bottom. cant wait to go home to see her. i cant stop laughing.

hahahaha thats some funny shit.

 

[Black_Jesus 10+ year member]

hell no you won't

fine, ill kick YOUR *** then //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[96pfinderSE 10+ year member]

kodiak stays fresh for pretty long just dont open em and pput them in a freezer. The only bad thing about cop is if you dont get it fresh it drys up real fast. And what kind of dip do you do (long cut?,snuff?)