My Lightning is SMASHED

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

we want ***** pics of the beast!!!!!

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

if a chick hits my car im putting it in park getting out knocking on her window and slappin a *****

 

[theCybe 5,000+ posts]

^ i loled //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

ok heres yet another for women cant drive. actually 2.

first one i was getting off teh freeway and theres 2 lanes both turn left so im behind her and this ***** is going mad slow up the ramp and makes us both miss the light so im already kinda pissed. so as soon as it turns green i jump in the right lane make the turn and pass her and the next light up maybe a qtr mile from the exit ramp i need to take a left. so does this *****. so she gets behind me after i flew by her and we're both ready tot ake the left again and the light turns green and i start turning and i see her in my left mirror trying to get ahead of me and we were both in the same lane she made the turn way shot and i was like WTF!!!!! so i sped up and she almost got railed by a garbage truck coming to a stop from the left side. i was like what a crazy ****

the second one was a chinese person AND a woman. idk how they got their license. so again they were going about 15 mph below speed limit which was right near a mall so it was like 40 or something. normally i go 50-55 and i was like eh shes probly turning whatev. so shes going and we miss like 6 green lights cuz this ***** in a matter of about half a mile cuz its a mall and shit so we get to a major intersection and theres 2 turning left lanes i get in the one behind her because the other one had like a billion cars. and this whole time i've apparantly been riding her *** (maybe shoulda pulled her hair too) so the liught turns green and the cars infront of her go but she doesnt budge im like wtf so i tap the horn maybe she isnt paying attention. she rolls down her window and starts screaming out the window talking in chinese so i roll mine down real quick im like GOOOO GGGOOOO ****IN GOOOO and she like stopped in the middle of the intersection - which was atleast 8 lanes each way and screams chinese out her window at me

what is wrong with some people?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I was going to myrtle beach with my best friend and my mom was driving. I was 13-14 at the time. My mom takes the wrong exit and goes about 1/4 mile up it and realizes she took the wrong one. She pulls to the side of the road and tries to put it in reverse when my friend and I told her not to ****ing go backwards on the interstate. Keep in mind I had never sat behind a steering wheel at this point and knew the best choice was to just go up more and hit the ****ing on ramp on the other side of the road.

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

I was going to myrtle beach with my best friend and my mom was driving. I was 13-14 at the time. My mom takes the wrong exit and goes about 1/4 mile up it and realizes she took the wrong one. She pulls to the side of the road and tries to put it in reverse when my friend and I told her not to ****ing go backwards on the interstate. Keep in mind I had never sat behind a steering wheel at this point and knew the best choice was to just go up more and hit the ****ing on ramp on the other side of the road.

lol. Ive noticed a lot of women make it a lot more complicated when they try to 'fix' their mistakes while driving. I actually have some girl friends whom ive told how i dont want to be their passenger ever. Whenever they drove me in the past i would clench the sides of my seat and just close my eyes.

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

I refuse to ride in a vehicle with any female driving..........it's too **** scary lol.

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

Some women are really good drivers but when they are driving, it looks like they are paying attention to everything else but the road!

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

Estimated at $7,000 but thats with my mom talking to the insurance peoples. Im going to talk to them today and get more. They want only half of it painted which isnt going to fly with me so imma get them to paint the whole thing and they may have to replace my rainbow components if my mid is bent. Basically they're replacing all the panel on the right side and taking the dings out of the cab and replcaing the floor pan.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Pics now or I am closing this shit!

 

[Pountius 10+ year member]

laff. I was following this idiot out of town driver. She was going 20 in a 50 zone. I am pissed already I pull to the right lane about to gun it to pass her. She pull sinto my lane ... then signals... I was so mad at this point but I thought. I am 2 blocks from home. No worries let it slide. I signal to turn right. She does aswell. We both turn onto the street and its a 2 lane. I signal to pass her on the left. I notice she has her right signal on to turn into the 7-11 parking lot probobly to turn around.

Right htere I should've known just to stop, but I though well she's not that ****** dumb. I was proven wrong. She decides to pull a U turn from the curb lane through three lanes of traffic to turn around. Well my truck was beside her at this point. She turns into my front quater panel on passangers side. I am going 45 at this point so my truck gets broadsided the whole length of the truck. not to mention I rode my truck nearly up her hood.

Moron.

She said to the cop I never even seen him. I said yah well helps to check mirrors and over your shoulder before you plan on doing illegal U turns from the curb lane.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

My first truck was t-boned like that. A lady tried to pass me on a 2 lane as i took a left hand turn with my signal on.