my ******* hurts

[timaishu 10+ year member]

We still have several rolls of this horrible paper. My surprised my *** hasnt started bleeding yet.

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

what are those *** washers that look like water fountains ?

 

[finkster 10+ year member]

do like big black and use a sock.....just dont wear it afterward

 

[finkster 10+ year member]

what are those *** washers that look like water fountains ?

thats british shit right there...

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

what are those *** washers that look like water fountains ?

bidet

 

[mr.michael 10+ year member]

The toilet paper in the bathroom feels like ****ing sand paper. Every wipe was painful. It felt like the paper was infused with salt or whatever cause each wipe felt worse and worse. Like it was drying out my butt hole.
Im tired, my *** hurts, i think i should go to bed.

stop takin diick in your azz and that wont happen