my ******* hurts

[timaishu 10+ year member]

The toilet paper in the bathroom feels like ****ing sand paper. Every wipe was painful. It felt like the paper was infused with salt or whatever cause each wipe felt worse and worse. Like it was drying out my butt hole.

Im tired, my *** hurts, i think i should go to bed.

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[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

if you buy the ps3 dont shake my hand

 

[lincolntc690 10+ year member]

sorry for your luck, but i loled

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

***

 

[littlepucker]

Wet wipes ftw I saw a rapper had them on cribs once.

 

[gotparts90 10+ year member]

http://crunktimes.com/ct/showthread.php?t=1848&highlight=hemroids

this thread has info you need to know, it will save your butt.

 

[satherp5 10+ year member]

Wet wipes ftw I saw a rapper had them on cribs once.

It was Trick Daddy

 

[AVSTANG02]

The toilet paper in the bathroom feels like ****ing sand paper. Every wipe was painful. It felt like the paper was infused with salt or whatever cause each wipe felt worse and worse. Like it was drying out my butt hole.
Im tired, my *** hurts, i think i should go to bed.

I worked in an office building that had cheapo toilette paper..

What I would do is use A LOT and form it in a way that was really wide basically covering my whole hand in a pillow of toilette paper..

I found this was the most comfortable..

Oh and take your time.. wait for your ******* to relax from the horror it just had to go through and take your time wiping...

Don't enjoy it tho.. cause that's ****ing queer..

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

The toilet paper in the bathroom feels like ****ing sand paper. Every wipe was painful. It felt like the paper was infused with salt or whatever cause each wipe felt worse and worse. Like it was drying out my butt hole.
Im tired, my *** hurts, i think i should go to bed.

I sorry....didnt mean to make u bleed.

LMAO!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[GlassEyez 10+ year member]

yeh i swear my parents buy sand paper for tp. feels like im takin skin with it every wipe. downy ultra soft ftw.

 

[2throwed 10+ year member]

my toiletpaper is like john wayne. rough, tough, and dont take shit off nobody. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/moon.gif.9d317aec3339ffe7fde0638df52c628a.gif

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Try TP with aloe.

 

[Cameron_B 10+ year member]

I like cotonelle aloe & E

the one with the puppy on it in the green package

 

[306stang 10+ year member]

Wet wipes ftw I saw a rapper had them on cribs once.

but throw them in the refrigerator, it'll change your life!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

use tissue, i am allergic to TP and thats all i use. dont use the lotion tissue though it is kinda slimey